Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
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Top comments
psychotics101 9
Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.
jackrileymac 4
That's just ****** up
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jackrileymac 4
That's just ****** up
turtlemonkey 0
Shut your sensitive ass up
HKCgrimmjow 15
65- what a stupid comment... He shouldn't even grace you with his stupid ass. Stupid ass!
Shiifti 1
Slightly impressed by his dads photoshop skills though :P
j_cat187 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like a good excuse to go get blitzed.
TheRandomIndian 17
Sounds like the dad is really good at photoshopping Or the mom is just that gullible
psychotics101 9
Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.
tylerwc111 13
Yea sure, grounds for divorce is a great solution.
sens3sfailing 25
23-this FML, which is grounds for you to get a ******* sense of humor.
lilhellian 27
Or since she's already grounded, Op should replace the dads lube with super glue.
soulebelius 17
39, finding your dad's lube is a fml in itself!
shadowsorel 15
39 - I can just imagine the sex scene... 15 minutes later... Mom: Pull out, honey. Dad: I can't! I'm stuck!
psychotics101 9
That is why once dad is in the shithole that OP stands up and "You just got Punk'd". See? No Divorce.....
101pimpdaddymac 6
they started it
ICastillo 25
Go on his face book photoshop him having gay sex the reactions in the house would be funny.
0RedPenguin0 8
But that involves looking at (photoshopped) pictures of your dad having gay sex.
ICastillo 25
It's not real so it doesn't matter....
unknown_user5566 27
4- I know you're kidding, but I think the possibility of causing a huge strain in the marriage (because of the "gay affair") would nullify the 'funny' reaction in the household.
ICastillo 25
#14 I know, but OP could tell them he did it as soon as everybody sees it and reacts to it. It is a good point though.
honeybadgerr 9
Guys.. Guys.. Can you imagine how hard it would be to photoshop someone having gay sex? Lol I'd love to see OP try to do that. But I doubt OP's mom would actually believe the picture if OP actually followed through on the gay sex prank.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Aaaand that's why I don't leave myself logged in/have the password automatically fill in. :P
Pwib 14
That seems to be an incredibly obscure concern to have.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Just the idea of my parents going through my stuff.
thatnucca 36
This is one battle you can never win... Win by getting him back and you'll still be grounded...
lostcrazydiamond 10
That's why he should. Either way, grounded. He might as well get his revenge while he's at it.
TheRandomIndian 17
12 OP is a girl
emilyjgraham 34
She could win it if she showed her mum the original photo (if her dad didn't delete it) and compare the two together. Surely he can't be THAT good at photoshop!
lostcrazydiamond 10
Sure. That's the story. Stop worrying, OP, we won't judge you just because you smoke weed.
unknown_user5566 27
Troll dad strikes again.
boredblonde 17
Parents nowadays...
honeybadgerr 9
Actually no. Most parents don't do this. I figured I should break it to you so you don't go around thinking this is normal
bestnameright 14
Kids nowadays.
bestnameright 14
Today, FML didn't show my posted comment for ten minutes so I accidentally posted it twice. It got ten billion down votes. FML.
SirCharles83 13
13 is good from far but far from good.
Kukua 5
Wow 37 - this comment went right over your head, didn't it?
Lichinamo 33
A girl posted this. Girls don't use condoms for masturbating; they use fingers.