By Agathus - 10/11/2011 14:35 - United Arab Emirates
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By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 16:44 - United States
scooterr14 tells us more.
im OP.and the break was bad enough that the scholarship was revoked. im not gonna be able to play volleyball for a few years due to ligament damage. im an outside hitter and i wont be able to jump. i could switch to libero but i wouldnt even manage to red shirt. my grades are not high enough for academic entrance
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By BasketGhost - 02/10/2013 06:36 - United States - Bronx
BasketGhost tells us more.
Hey! Just to start, my dog is absolutely fine. So, we think she may have stepped on the button to lower the window without us realizing before it was too late. No worries, though we were driving fairly slowly after just pulling out of the school parking lot. For anyone wondering the breed, she is a beagle!
By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland
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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 14:28 - United States
Another fine mess
By Moron - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By goatvideosarelame - 24/05/2011 07:31 - Singapore
Paws for thought
By James - 16/01/2012 04:17 - Australia
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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada
Jumpscare
By sadguy - 22/09/2009 18:30 - Czech Republic
Backfire
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By Cian_1 - 25/11/2013 11:22 - United Kingdom - Cholsey
Cian_1 tells us more.
What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D
By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States
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By ShadowReiku - 06/06/2014 03:38 - United States - Bowie
fishyrael tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.
By Biologyfacepalm - 03/03/2014 19:58 - United States
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Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)