Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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michaelrule4 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FIRST!!!
mmmyeahsaraa 0
smooth
White667 0
How did he "get away with it" ? You know he did it, punish him yourself. Jeeze. At the least, slap him one.
Visho_fml 0
to me i think, a slap wouldnt be enough -.- i wuld beat the crap out of him o.O
barsavi 0
not that this is a comment on #1 i just wanted it to be read. Why the hell didnt you just kill the little ******? i wouldove lmafo. jesus go to home depot and get some shovels and plastic sheeting or something
Shieldmaiden 0
How did the kid get away with it?! I would have beat the living shit out of the little bastard. I have long auburn hair, and if my brother touched my hair he'd have a pointy object at his throat.
redsox4021 0
FIRST!!!
jamsackson 0
That sucks. I hope you kicked his monkey ass. Kids are so sick nowadays, I remember back when little brothers would just piss in their older sisters shampoo bottles to get back at them...ahhh those were the days.
NoOneCaresXD 0
awww i would have cried soo hard :(
derangedplanet 23
My first thought, how did you not wake up while receiving those bleeding sores? that's absolutely crazy
toxicgrl0613 0
that sucks!!
snator 0
How did she get soo many YDI??? Sucks for u OP
DncrHap 9
Oh, ew. I'm sorry, that just plain sucks. it was hard enough for me when I purposely got 10 inches of my hair cut off.
ZoZo17_fml 0
for locks of love.? I did that.
ZoZo17_fml 0
for locks of love.? I did that.
MissLaRae 0
same I cried like a baby
jknorr34 4
sameeee I was so attached to my hair
marulicko 19
How did she manage to sleep through being cut up and bleeding?? :|
katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
wordgirl 0
This is PERFECT! I concur! Oh, I hope your parents are heavy sleepers, man. If they are, this is the PERFECT revenge! Well done, katgurl!
Epic_Rawr 0
Very weel done! Bravo...Props. ♥♥♥ And Extentions Would work w/ ur missing hair issue...Ive got a lil bro too.
jarhead321 0
your a king among men katgurl, epic revenge win
Yaggi 0
hollyy #4 your hair is so long! :p
scateice 0
Your brother is a genius 88:)
rainbowfrootloop 0
your life really sucks!! I suggest you wear a wig!
sydefx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lock your door? And your hair is blonde anyway. Id be upset if you were a brunette, but maybe now with less blonde, you might be a touch smarter.
alicexox 0
hahah you sound like you have a mild case of 'iamjealousofyouroncelongblondehair'. If not, i don't understand why you would make such a petty comment
PandaPandaPandaX 0
How can they be jealous of OP's non-existent long blonde hair? :P
alicexox 0
then we must reconsider this as a petty comment that should be ignored:)
sydefx 0
Hey alicexox. Im a guy you dumb ****.
alicexox 0
no I'm naturally brunette, which makes my comment unbiased :)
ZleveL 0
a fine brunette ;) jkjk I'm no creep :)
BigMacBoi 3
I am. She's beautiful in my eyes :) (126 I mean)
krystal1609 4
His personality suits his picture well
polishboy 0
Dude ur a ****** prick. End of story. Little ****** prick. No wonder no one likes u
Penguin1942 0
I have blond hair and I got a 2100 on the PSAT's as a sophomore, so pipe down, keyboard warrior.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Omg, I would have been dead if I ever did that... so unfair :( I'm sorry
mitis 0
sooo sad!
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
wah_face 0
she might not have meant that the bald spots were bleeding...more like "i now have f-ing bald spots..."
The_Uncouth 0
its from texas...
arienh4 0
Above is right, bloody as an interjection is something English, you wouldn't expect that from Texas.
mrbeastmode 0
hey 11 wtf is your profile pic?