Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Top comments
m311 6
aw thats not nice
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for looking like a horse.
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Comments (130)
m311 6
aw thats not nice
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
i agree tht is terrible to say to a gf i hope you dumped him OP, and if he finds u ugly then y is he dating you FYL
iSitt 0
I don't think SJP is hot either. the op's bf must like something else about her.
myknewverr 0
uhm he's probly dating her cuz although it might not seem like it, but just maybe he cares about more then just looks. not everyone dates people just cuz they have a pretty face and a hot body.
Jaxx66 21
It's ok. I've always been told I've followed the path of Punky Brewster in looks.
MILF_SUZY 10
OR HE ENJOYS MAKING WOMEN FEEL BAD. LOWER THEIR SELF ESTEEM AND SHE IS MORE LIKELY TO STAY WITH HIM. THAT IS A TACTIC OF MANY MEN. AND IT REALLY MEANS HE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM. AND MANY PEOPLE FIND SJP ATTRACTIVE. SHE WAS THE STAR OF THAT SHOW.
im_awsome 2
maybe yur jus uglyy
shakethat 10
lol 13.
ICabooseI 0
it's a jersey thing you guys!you wouldn't understand!
lacrossekid 0
Hahahahahah
positively_crazy 0
oh shiiit those are some big lips man !!
colombiancartel 0
3- those ***** look like swollen labias
CitrusGirl 0
What is with people on this site and being so mean about others appearances? Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than insult people you will never meet?
kindlystfupls 0
is that why you have a pic of a tree as your display pic? so no one can male fun of your face?? lol
tiffanydope 0
LOLLL
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
hey you guys its not nice to make fun of apperences and @50 ur relle mean and btw its make not male
poeticjustice314 0
Lmao. Nice one, 13 xD
daniella4680 0
well if ur so smart 15 then accept that ur FAT
EvilDoll 7
50 you should change your picture to a tree... hehehe
EvilDoll 7
50 you should change your picture to a tree... hehehe
evybeth 0
this is comedy lol
MagicGiraffe 12
I think I see a mustache...
im_awsome 2
thanks very much for all yur attention? I love my lips btw
ncvolley123 8
good for u. Luv urself, but I say that and I'm anorexic
humzizzl3 0
those are some good ******* lips , do me ?
Malasinus 0
It doesn't seem to be working.
MattPDX 2
#3 sucks. nuff said.
nimzie 0
damn y ur lips so fat and ugly
p33dmypant5 0
Thats like when I told my mom when I was young that she looks like roseanne hahah! But she does! SJP's hands just gross me out for some reason...
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for looking like a horse.
PYLrulz 17
I'm disappointed that it took 5 posts for someone to say that?!?
waveman56 3
that's like trying to pick a winner in a hot body, ugly face contest between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst. it can't be done
Kua_Mei 0
Huh? Kirsten Dunst is really pretty! What are you talking about?
MattPDX 2
Kirsten Dunst IMO is nasty as hell compared to SJP. I've always found it interesting that I'm the one of the very few that finds SJP attractive.
emmanizzer 6
i also don't find sjp ugly at all. old maybe but not particularly ugly :)
saidoh_fml 26
52, it's a Family Guy reference.
milf762010 0
Fyl because shes not cute at all...but ydi for asking a question when you couldnt handle the answer
chelle_starlight 0
well at least he was being honest right?
marmlr339 14
buy she is no where near hideous!
miraggg 1
haha good one!
didoca 0
she was pretty when she was younger... :|
rlatpffl86 0
agreed
cock85 2
she's not quite as young as she used to be but checkout honeymoon in Vegas...she was pretty hot huge ******* and all.
waveman56 3
nobody is as young as they used to be, it's not physically possible