Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
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Cg3780byoch 0
a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?
skitz 0
haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.
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Comments (130)
skitz 0
haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.
rends 0
FALCONPUNCH!
phoyos 0
looks like that kid knows what to do to strangers at any rate
victoriaSwaqq 0
hahaha
tigersoccer19 0
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pahaha. your a loer.
fallcakes 0
lmfao @ loer
Cg3780byoch 0
a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?
Kamazar 0
Here, Johnny, have some... caaaaandy! *shudders*
theluckygirl28 8
Haha! OWNED!! But I do have experience with little kids who do that (play with computer keys when you don't want them too) so yea, FYL
evanwilliams 4
You must have a very fragile nose.
lnm701 0
You're kind of a terrible person.
brenkite 5
Kind of?
GaylyStraight 10
props to OP. kids suck
aquariusbeauty 0
LOL!
oh_dee 0
wow, he must have a really hard head...