Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, my phone auto-connected to my car’s Bluetooth as I drove my boss to a meeting. I didn’t realize my playlist had switched to dramatic telenovela theme music at full volume. She jumped, grabbed the door handle, and asked if I was “OK, like, emotionally?” FML
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
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sirpantselot 22
McGee... is that Scottish?
yetanotherginger 19
It's easy enough to laugh it off though, plus it comes in handy for lowering the price even further
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yetanotherginger 19
It's easy enough to laugh it off though, plus it comes in handy for lowering the price even further
baconftw 9
Mine's worse. It's "Timmytwotits".
joshszz_fml 4
Two is regular, you've nothing to hide :)
SMD_emilyy 1
Why
sirpantselot 22
McGee... is that Scottish?
TheRealRCP 0
Yes. Irish and Scottish.
Welshite 40
No, you're both wrong. It's obviously Lithuanian.
meganfoxissexy 0
Anchorman
TrueTriage 16
I love lamp.
Crystal55621 19
Well, I have another from of the name and mine is Irish.
CheeseTron 15
"5 time Emmy award winning anchor: Ron Burgandy, and co-anchor: **** McGee"
madelinebriana 11
What would motivate you to make that your Bluetooth name in the first place...?
xlord 27
The child inside OP that laughs when people say do do.
paintballnuts 5
It's something called a dick
KiddNYC1O 22
Have you seen what people do with their wifi names?
rocker_chick105 31
Exactly. My brother's Xbox name was ComeHonorFace. I don't suggest saying that out loud in public
TheWindowLicker 13
That's a dumb question to ask, it's from Anchorman. Go watch it. (It's awesome)
KiddNYC1O 22
Milk was a bad choice!
Paris25_fml 11
36 - Too late. : {
Tookie22 5
That's a catchy name. Don't trip and don't be embarrassed. I name my wifis either alcoholic drinks or vulgar things. It's normal
onlychildFTW 34
I don't know if its normal. I've seen a lot of wifi and Bluetooth and its never been named like that.
Tookie22 5
Maybe it's because I live in the barracks with hundreds of infantry Marines and we are all immature and giggle at the funny names when we try to mooch each others Internet
Demonfish 14
Bet that was a fun explanation to give :P
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
I can see him now trying to spell it put slowly so the dealer won't notice. T-i-t-sm-cg-ee
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Out*
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Ignore this comment , it was for the previous one. Sorry guys.
2pepper3 10
I shit you not, that's my wifi password!
DaDezza244 31
Well thanks for telling us! Now I suggest You change it!
fistnazal 10
"Niggagetyuhownwifi"
tacojauns 45
what you should have said was Now if I ever find out where you live I won't have to ask you for your WiFi code
MagicGiraffe 12
Obviously he lives in (not specified)!
2pepper3 10
On the off chance that 11 ever finds my wifi network, I welcome him to free wifi.
mrz1177 11
Damn.. That's funny.
oG100 5
^ what they said.
gc327072 31
Step 1: slide finger to the right across comment.* Step 2: press upward-facing thumb button *If using PC or non-iPhone, refer directly to step 2. Ok, now that that's cleared up, GTFO!