Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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ollie179 21
I'm gonna go down on you And your gonna love it But then I'm gonna come back up And **** you crazy Lots of love, Gas prices xxxxx
gpd_deputy_1 6
Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?
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Comments (130)
hrun200 0
Sucks!
gpd_deputy_1 6
Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?
XenaWP 6
I worked at a petrol station to pay my way through school and if you filled up at one price they can't jack that up later and make you pay that instead.
enonymous 9
7- It's probably because you're in some other country I'm too lazy too look at and you're calling it petrol and your laws are different than ours.
XenaWP 6
Well then your laws must be shit if they can charge you any way they want. :)
cmac86 24
Actually I seem to remember a law that is very similar, if not the exact same, as that. I'm not gonna look it up right now, but I think it varies from state to state.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
I don't think he is saying he filled up, then realized he forgot his wallet, because in America you pay first then gas.
FarSide 23
...And before you got the the pump, you ran out of gas??
thebadmanpuntedb 7
I think everybody in the United States should stop complaining about their so called high gas prices. In Europe it is not uncommon to pay 8.00$ per gallon.
humorizer 14
Assuming that your tank holds 20 gallons, that's like an extra $2.20. FYL indeed! How will you ever make back that $2.20?!
tjv3 10
was this at a Buc-ees??
tjv3 10
#75 that's because Europe sucks. and you shouldn't talk mess about America we are always the first to help other countries and we have kicked most of Europe's ass at one point or another
thebadmanpuntedb 7
especially Britain/Canada's during the war of 1812....
AshleighNason 24
kinda like America
Bcfrmkc816 17
Actually not at that time we didn't look up your history if you can find an accurate one. It'll tell the truth that we got beat down all over the Gretchen lakes region. And Europe charges by the litre so that is a big diff. Venuzuala pays 12 cents a gloom iraqis paid only 3 or 4 cents a gallon before we got there now I think it's like 17 cents
rcbarnes 24
It's even worse with diesel.
Utdforlife 4
That happens in Singapore as well!! I know how it feels fyl op :/
gc327072 31
Trolled by a ceiling fan. Damn.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
I can't think of anything funny to say to this
illmatic2 16
Then don't post anything, dumbass.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Last time I checked the Internet is controlled by you so I can comment on whatever I want ******, and your picture is stupid as shit
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Isn't** controlled by you And are you holding your boobs because your afraid your boyfriend will suck your nipples? That photo makes you look like a b*tch
illmatic2 16
Sure you can say what you want, but your comment was pointless and was a waste of space. Don't get mad at me for pointing that out.
ceilingfans 1
Hypocritical troll is hypocritical.
needsmoresleep 0
so is yours.
ceilingfans 1
Oh, the hypocrisy!
ollie179 21
I'm gonna go down on you And your gonna love it But then I'm gonna come back up And **** you crazy Lots of love, Gas prices xxxxx
DarkHelmet 10
This is actually an absolute true comment lol
markrs 0
If you go down I'll blow with happiness. If you come back up I'll go crazy on your ass
False_Stupidity 42
I'm going to favorite the FML just for this comment.. Creative and totally true
mollie_mollie_ 6
Banter points.
TrimKibbles 12
Not creative... Sickipedia.
Mauskau 36
^ true, was a top joke on sickipedia a few months back.
Fatalist_ 2
Did u go bankrupt?
rachel_potter 13
I've noticed that every comment you post has been buried because of negative thumbs, take the hint and STOP COMMENTING
Omfgitsmia 15
That sucks lol $20 bucks filled me up today.
elementalz 2
$20 bucks stop trollin
MagicallyFat 12
Takes me $70 :/
kmeredith 8
Is it cos it's a moped ? $20 wouldnt fill shit!
daysleeper666 1
Motovation to not forget again?
False_Stupidity 42
No doubt next time he fills up, he'll drive by later and find the price down by 11 cents... Murphy's law of shopping
daysleeper666 1
11 cents per gallon. It's a lot in the long run.
cmayo 3
Yeah, so? You didn't pay the extra 11 cents/gallon, so what's the FML here? Gas prices rose? I thought everybody knew that, but I guess there are some special people in this world...