I ******* hate things like this. "It's performance art." "I'm expressing myself through the visual medium of my work." "I once did a one man show for the Queen." It's attention-seeking bullshit, and you ******* know it.
If your friends regularly shit on your floor and try to pass it off as art, know that that is not typical human behaviour and you should probably seek a new group of friends as soon as possible.
Kids these days have no sphincter control. Why, back in my day, we could eat a ten course Indian feast and maintain a completely watertight seal, and dammit, that's the way we liked it.
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whiskey'swino 15
Never trust a fart.
Rabite 28
How does this keep happening?
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RipperoniPizza 19
Sounds like a shitty situation.
bogolopian 12
Is your girlfriend that scary?
Rozay333 36
This is underrated lmao
RichardPencil 32
Either your dump got you dumped and shit-ton of carpet cleaning expenses, or you’ve just entered into the weird, wild world of scat.
Might0fHeaven 10
Yea because sharting is the number one cause of people breaking up
RichardPencil 32
Really? I’d have guessed number two.
kirby1964 20
This why you not drink hard liquor.
whiskey'swino 15
Never trust a fart.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I ******* hate things like this. "It's performance art." "I'm expressing myself through the visual medium of my work." "I once did a one man show for the Queen." It's attention-seeking bullshit, and you ******* know it.
Dave_Davington 34
If your friends regularly shit on your floor and try to pass it off as art, know that that is not typical human behaviour and you should probably seek a new group of friends as soon as possible.
BurnInDemonFire 39
My friends don't shit on the carpet while they're naked. They do it in their wedding dresses.
Rabite 28
How does this keep happening?
Dave_Davington 34
Kids these days have no sphincter control. Why, back in my day, we could eat a ten course Indian feast and maintain a completely watertight seal, and dammit, that's the way we liked it.
Rabite 28
Yeah, srsly, what's up with their buttholes?
Insanegd 4
Never trust a fart.
Scootythedog 17
Yeah Indian food will do that
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
next time don't drink coffee before sex😂