husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
EpicFail
Canada
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
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NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
ACanadaGuy 0
Well you obviously haven't either.
JERZBornNRaised 7
yea if you got back with her 5 times you are either A) playing with her mind and emotions... or B) you obv still havent gotten over her either... and if you have any decency you wouldnt mess with her or get back with her yet again if there is no interest in her, your just leading her on this way and thats beyond scummy
tulsafml 0
you shut your ***** mouth when Billy mays is talking!!!!!!:D:D:D
RunnerDudeTyler 0
I think what OP is saying is that they aren't repeatedly dating, but she refuses to believe that they are broken up.
netherflame 0
I dooon't think he "got back together with her" every time he tried to tell her it was over. I bet it was the other way around with her not realizing he was serious. Nonetheless, OP you deserved it. No sex before marriage, remember? ;)
marmlr339 14
I agree with 56. and 57 - what does sex before marriage have to do with the FML?
sterlingarcher 1
I also agree with 56 and 57..
biass 0
62- If you don't know, you don't know. I'm sure you'll learn someday This reminds me of Transformers 2, in the beginning when that the chick was on the phone with the main character.
dre_bro11 12
Op, let her catch you screwing one of her friends or something.
aardvarkish 17
45, ditto.
Finn_the_human 5
I'm ready for the wedding.
ScaughtieHolden 11
45 and 46 are so smart :']
ScaughtieHolden 11
and 87 is too! this thread is full of intelligence! :'D
scar97 0
46 is a dumbass
Azarjan 0
Finn I have yet to see anybody complement you on the references, probably cause they don't get it but you Finn. Get a cookie.
JennaMason 6
he hasn't gotten back with her ...
Finn_the_human 5
You mean every time I talk I get a cookie? That's bananas!
hellogoodbye1996 6
that's what happens when you find them on the internet!
bluepheonix 0
lol
InboundOyster 0
trololololol
hellogoodbye1996 6
60 it's was a joke. loosen up man!
cookiemonsterluv_fml 0
Haha
wmertz15 0
tell her this "I'm breaking up with you"
zourwolfe 0
tell her to f off... nicely. :)
movingtarget_fml 4
staple a break up note to her forehead
kyanisaurus 0
"dating you made me gay."
j_cat187 20
71 ur pic confused me
chucachyna 0
that is saying something...
ImaWiseGuy 5
tell her your a habitual cheater and you've manage to catch the clap during your sexual escapades.......
nitaaxboo 0
don't go back out with her!! move on maybe then she will get the hint but by then it's gonna be too late
firecapez 4
132 - I think he means that he keeps trying to break up with her, but she doesn't get that he is, not that they went out and broke up and went back out and broke up again (etc.).
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
its your fault for takin her back 4 times. not really an fml..
tommygun7217 0
he didnt take her back in 4 times, hes tried to break up with her 4 times but she doesnt realise /:
NuyoRicanGirl 3
just a hint I now it's stupid but don't say it again cuz they'll ban you for a week
justin1104lee 0
u r so mean
cldean24 4
Yes, be a pussy and move instead of just ignoring her. That is a really good idea.
SteelCladAngel 0
sorority=girls ever heard the terms 'sorority sisters' and 'sorority ******' fraternity=guys. ever heard the term fratboy ?
SteelCladAngel 0
sorority=girls ever heard the terms 'sorority sisters' and 'sorority ******' fraternity=guys. ever heard the term fratboy ?
SteelCladAngel 0
sorority=girls ever heard the terms 'sorority sisters' and 'sorority ******' fraternity=guys. ever heard the term fratboy ?
digibenho 0
ever eard of the term : "Commenting only once" ?
fluffy_nuggets 0
fly outta that party like a bar outta hell
TexasCountryFan 0
ha a bar outta hell? love it, don't make sense though, I believe it's supposed to be bat =p
livy0611 0
lol
cldean24 4
I wish I knew what he said. he looks like a real douche in his pic.
DropDead77 11
sixth times the charm?
DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
that would be a best seller =)
EvilPotato 15
DocBastard is amazing
NuyoRicanGirl 3
damn #14 you are evil cuz I want french fries now =p
skizza_fml 3
you could make money start your own company of break up cards
EvilPotato 15
16 that's me making people hungry everywhere I comment. EvilPotato's can dø that.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO I now but it sucks cuz I'm pregnant and no one sells French fries at 6am =p
iamtwiggyme 0
The picture did the same thing to me! And it's still breakfast time!
cldean24 4
congrats on being preggers, sorry you didn't get French fries.
HomeAl0ne 20
We should start a company that does "dumping" and "breakup" and "caught you cheating" and "i've got an STI" and call them "Skidmark Cards".
charvisioku 22
Pretty sure you could customize a Moonpig card for this purpose xD
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
For the fifth time and you're trying to get a hint across?! Here's an idea, stop dating her!! I think that'll give her the impresion that you don't want to date her -.-
jess2gd4u 0
yes exactly!!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
^ avenged sevenfold ftw <3 <3
kportal69 5
a moron could figure that out. apparently he's a jelly fish. guys got no brain.
mfmylifesrsly 30
it's not they they've dated on and off, he's just told her they're broken up 5 times but she won't believe it
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Hm, never thought of it that way mfmylifesrsly, could be. :O
pitafrench97 0
yes that's exactly what I think
EvilPotato 15
she is winning
NuyoRicanGirl 3
why is it that I read this with Charlie Sheen's voice in my head? LOL
andymus_maximus 0
maybe less hinting and more spelling it out will help.