Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML
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Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
BeautifulChaos27 37
I really want to say FYL but if you already can't accept your daughter for who she is then FHL & YDI. Friends and family who laugh at a baby for something she can't help are asshats.
hasooon 24
People opinions are the least thing you should care about. Congrats on your beautiful daughter.
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hasooon 24
People opinions are the least thing you should care about. Congrats on your beautiful daughter.
awildwhisper 30
If anything, having a unibrow will just make her more adorable ^-^
TheEpicKitten 20
She has a unibrow. She is obviously not beautiful
fakedsincerity 32
At least she doesn't have a shitty judgemental attitude like you, #28. (:
Ms_ValS 27
I'm sorry Madonna.
MrsDruidess 23
agreed! Dont worry about them, take pictures, as many as you can, she will only be this small for so long!!! Even if you dont post them anywhere, take them. It's incredibly likely that you will regret not taking any, as you cannot take them once this time has past! I doubt you'll ever regret taking them.
TheEpicKitten 20
She might 39, give her time to cultivate that personality
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Hey, #28? I have a request. How about you shove a cactus up your anus, yeah? Thanks.
AndyPurdy 31
Congrats on your baby :)
BeautifulChaos27 37
I really want to say FYL but if you already can't accept your daughter for who she is then FHL & YDI. Friends and family who laugh at a baby for something she can't help are asshats.
tintarroja 31
Well said!
False_Stupidity 42
Except that it doesn't say that the OP can't accept her daughter as she is, just that she is afraid to take pictures because of the ridicule of her asshat relatives.
nix1993 41
Not wanting to open your baby daughter to more ridicule by giving those small minded people who are already doing it more opportunity to do so does not mean she can't accept her daughter for who she is.
saffy66 34
A lot of babies are born with way more hair than you would expect. Often it falls out within a few weeks. Don't fret OP, she'll probably have beautiful eyebrows when she is older.
TheInvisibleOne 31
Even having a unibrow doesn't mean she isn't beautiful already.
ArmchairAnalyst 9
Yes it does
Tantien 8
Savage
ladyLALAA 29
And they'll be great to wax when she's older
brezzyanna 17
She didn't say the baby isn't beautiful, just that her eyebrow isn't.
mzdaisylynn 12
I was born with so much hair on my head, my face and body. My mom thought she gave birth to a monkey! Luckily the hair fell off within a few days. I'm sure that will happen to your daughter. I'm sure your little girl is still very beautiful.
bellydancer82 15
You should be proud of your baby :) honestly, **** anyone who has a problem with it. You shouldn't care what they think. All that matters is you and your husband have a baby that you both love. Don't be afraid to show her off just because you're worried about how people will react.
itsme82 18
Wow that's so mean. Forget your friends and family op. Take as many pics as you want. They grow fast. Don't let others cruelty ruin these precious moments for you. Congrats on your beautiful new daughter.
TheInvisibleOne 31
Those are not the kind of people you want around your daughter. If they're willing to laugh at an infant for her appearance, how are they going to treat her when she grows up?
teentee401 37
When the daughter goes through puberty, they'll probably laugh at her for having zits or greasy hair. What a shitty bunch of people.
Letteh 20
No way, your baby is your pride and joy, so be proud of her! Your friends and family should be pleased for you so if they laugh don't take any notice.
gracehi 33
Just tell people it's your very affectionate pet caterpillar. He's great with kids!
jojocircus19 16
Call him Wallace
the_real_dvd 21
I'm sure she's adorable and your family and friends think she's adorable. Besides, she's going to make some aestheticians day because it will be so easy to shape her brows when she gets older.