Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
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Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Breeneefml12 0
punch the bitch
rm010 0
No offense but little kids speak the truth.
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rm010 0
No offense but little kids speak the truth.
WastingMyTime 0
I have to agree with #1.. but I would say it's more like... they speak what they think is true. That girl might think you're ugly, but other people might be thinking otherwise. So don't beat yourself up over it.
cucuto89 0
YDI it for being ugly
Grndslmhttr3 0
To #26: The "it" in your comment was redundant because that's what the I in YDI stands for. Basically what I'm getting at is that you're retarded.
Towelie_31 0
and you are a nazi
embarressed1 0
i have to agree with #76 and i would rather be a nazi any day then a retard who must have a sucky life to make a comment like that.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Mutha Truckah!!.. How does this kid know what actual aliens look like??.. Also, I consider the kid's comments to be racist.. Not all aliens are ugly.. I doubt they all look the same.. You shouldn't stereotype an entire race, or races, based on incorrect assumptions.. XD
uriel538 0
I love u
REFLEXED 7
Did she mean an illegal alien or an outer space kind of alien?
UsernameInCanada 7
My mom always thought that Angelina Jolie looks like an alien, so if that's what the girl meant; how you doin'.
ForgottenFC 0
lol omg so true #1... haha aliens r green too
StingMunFizzy 0
LOL it's funny. When I was little around that age, I was in a restaurant with my family.. I asked why a black man was so dirty. ._.
SBJbabygirl 5
Lol when I was little I asked a black family why they had a monkey..it was their baby..
xgymchickx23 0
Ouchh...time to tech him some manners?
SwirlyRockStar 0
"6 year old girl" GIRL. HER.
BB7 0
or IT, if you are a sexist bastard
mootorimuna 0
HELLO SWIRLY, I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
#1 u haven't even met her so how do you know ?!
Pmm368 5
#1 is right even if #1 doesn't know who the OP is, my older brother did something similar to that around that age, he asked why a woman in a supermarket was fat.
BrownSugar_fml 5
you should've said yes then controlled her under threat of eating her brains and liver muhahahaha that's sad... it sucks that you're an ugly alien
Breeneefml12 0
punch the bitch
what_the_fail 0
This ^
aelw23 0
"Well, did you know aliens are actually particularly fond of eating children? Especially the rude ones."
ggallegos13 2
This would definitley be the best way to handle it haha. Haha but it would kind of scare the little girl, I guess. :P
quietlytearful 0
She was probably just mad cuz you told her to go to sleep or brush her teeth or something. You are pathetic for caring what a little kid says.
marine10_fml 0
I would have slapped them into the next decade
angel_loverknk 0
this made me laugh lol
niadanac1 3
Haha, maybe some people consider alien looking women beautiful. There is someone out there for everyone.