Today, I was working Customer Service at Walmart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied, "Even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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Sadface590172 0
That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.
netbeui435 3
welcome to walmart
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Sadface590172 0
That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.
01sparkly 15
What happens in Walmart, stays in Walmart Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML
davisjenny81 30
Vomit!
zee209 0
Oh retail :) Funny times though.
apineapple 40
FML isn't big enough for the both of us.
netbeui435 3
welcome to walmart
spoo 24
but i thought their employees got to sit around eating caviar all day
forgettingsunday 0
caviar? the ****... walmart has absolutely no class. I would say they sit around eating doritos all day, not caviar.
dudeman1212 22
Welcome to walmart... Get your shit and get iut
atruegem 0
and that means your life is ******? pretty weak tolerance level. yes, it is gross, but not I have a feeling you will get over it
capslockisgood 19
You could say that for all of the FMLs on here.
TigressUK 0
And that's what trousers and skirts are for.
kitkatkelly 0
In this case, pants = trousers.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Wow, that was way more information than anyone would need. If I were you I'd never ask again why someone is returning an item... "even when she had underwear on"... as if that's not the normal way of being dressed.
ASUmeg 0
A lot of retail places unfortunately need a reason to know why something is being returned, i.e. if it's damaged. In this case, I would definitely damage out the pube pants
tgd4444 9
nah, chuck them back into the shelves, see who's the unlucky mofo to get it!!!
maggy_fml 0
hope it's someone you know xD
elliebutton 0
Should've rubber them in her face.
erroneousx2 0
If she doesn't want it seen, you'd think she'd trim it a little, eh?
Pixxee 0
:O Ewwww!! Ughh, this is why I should never eat while reading fml's >>
lil_miz_liz09 0
HAHAHAH EWWWW