Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Crazy ex
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Just a prank, bro!
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Jasper1405 16
Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?
dunker_fml 4
Why does she have your password?
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Jasper1405 16
Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?
fml121785 14
Another reason never to let your partner have your FB password.
lexi365 20
Also a One Directioner and Tean Jacob I'm assuming.
CrissyyyS2 22
Well, better start logging off before someone realizes and posts some self gay comments. Happened to a friend of mine before :P
s7evin 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's ok, people that go into Apple stores aren't very bright anyway. That's why they buy Apple!!
MTrailOfLife 6
Totally agree with you on that one.
RadeonDerp 24
I agree too. All the people who thumbed our comments down are probably iSheep anyway.
ZeroPath5 16
Have to agree...besides the iPhone (which itself is even declining), apple's products are unnecessarily expensive and does practically less than what regular comps do. I don't even own an iPad, those things are just not necessary
gaysunshine 8
Can that kindle text people? I think not.
Rodville 28
Mine can. Of course I rooted it and am running Cyanogen mod.
Smashhoof 15
Well, I use Apple products, but I have good reason to. In terms of computers, I have used both Macs and PCs, but I prefer Macs. I like the GUI and the user friendliness of Macs, and, in my experience, Macs tend to have less problems than PCs. I have also found that while some things may be a little more difficult to do on a Mac, with a little work, Macs can do just as much as a PC. I ultimately choose to use Apple products because they are much more reliable than other products (in my own experience, of course).
Pro_Nothing 9
I agree that they're reliable, yes, up until the newest version comes out and all the applications now have a special "does not work on this version" sticker.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Every anti-apple comment got thumbed down. The only pro-apple comment got thumbed up. Looks like we got ourselves a whole website full of iSheep. (Posted, ironically, from my windows phone)
MrBean1561 5
The iSheep are mad with your comment lol.
ElmoStoleMyLook 1
Actually whenever there's a new product they update every version too. I haven't had a "does not work" sticker on any app Since my 3g. They fixed that years ago
skyttlz 32
I've kept my iPod touch 2nd gen in good/working shape. But since it's about 4 years old now, I have a really hard time finding apps that work. I haven't had any app updates in several months because it'll be incompatible.
bjc216 6
#123 Same here! I'm going on an international trip this summer and was going to take my iPod just for music and some simple things like a currency converter but i can't even download a currency converter!
DesolateHero 10
I'm with you 100%
Pwn17 25
How long would that take?!
Jeffo193 13
Well, it is funny, just not for you...
TweetAnne 13
Girlfriend - 1 OP - 0 At least she has a sense of humor.
MoronsAccount1 12
Let's see how funny it is when she's single. And no, that's not too harsh. That's his privacy and it was invaded by who knows how many people.
Michael_92 20
Not really. Everything on Facebook is public, hell everything you do online is public and can be seen and tracked. If you have something to hide you really shouldn't be online. It wasn't nice of her, but privacy...yea that's a thing of the past.
MoronsAccount1 12
So, your messages are public? What about the messages you share with loved ones or family? What about the private photos you only share with certain people, but have now been accessed by everyone in the Apple store? That's an invasion of privacy. Why do you think a password exists?
Giuls 17
Too true, unfortunately.
Michael_92 20
I'm not saying it isn't right. In my opinion it should be private. However once you agree to the TOS on Facebook you agree to many many worse things than a few people in a Apple store reading your information. Facebook data mines everything and sells it. I'm more concerned about that then some random people reading my messages. That's just me, your mileage may vary.
CharresBarkrey 16
21 - I think you're a little paranoid.
Michael_92 20
Not really. It is how it is, for example whenever you upload a picture to Facebook it becomes theirs. Any data you happen to put on there they can sell it. Google does the same thing. CISPA anyone. Verizon requires no warrant to give up your data. Right now there is work being done on some deep level packet sniffers so the ISPs can monitor what you look at and do. As I said, I personally do not care but some might. Online privacy is a thing of the past, install do not track me on Firefox sometime.
zenim 5
Yep, paranoid, and spreading a pack of lies to boot. Everything you upload to Facebook remains yours, and will not be used by FB unless they either remove any personally identifying information from it, given advance notice, and/or acquired your permission. And I'm willing to bet it's the same, or similar, with other companies. There are people who actually read the terms of service you know,
dunker_fml 4
Why does she have your password?
MoronsAccount1 12
Why not? If you're not willing to let your significant other know your password, then something about you isn't trustworthy. This is of course, if you're dating a girl that wouldn't give it out to anyone.
CrissyyyS2 22
It's his girlfriend... So why can't she? My boyfriend knows most of my passwords and I know his. I don't see anything wrong here. She's just trolling (:
kurodansei 16
knowing your significant others password isn't wrong buy it should never be a requirement. If you have a disagreement over it with your partner though, you probably have a trust issue either way. I personally need my privacy.
chlorinegreen 27
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 3 years and we still don't share passwords or anything like that. But then again I've never felt the need to ask for his password or to have to look the his phone or anything. I don't think it's a privacy issue it's more of a trust issue. But if I asked for it to look as something he probably wouldn't care.
Ki11erC 18
Not hiding anything but my passwords stay mine. And this just reinforces why. Troll or not it just has to many bad implications so why risk it.
diaosi 4
If you're significant other demands to know your password she doesn't trust you and people tend not to trust other people when they themselves are the untrustworthy ones. If two people are really in love they won't require each others personal information to be shared just so they can control and monitor each other.
Alicestraza 33
Some couples are actually happy and comfortable sharing things without there being a suspicion on either side.
jemiller226 13
Yeah, and apparently some couples don't mind gaping security holes, either. My wife doesn't have my passwords and I don't have hers. That way, the next time her PC gets infected with god knows what, and it will, MY email doesn't get hacked.
kmccain 27
I have my boyfriend's Facebook password, but that's because I made his account for him.
Pwn17 25
Really?
CoverBoy 14
YDI for giving her your account and password. And no, being your girlfriend doesn't mean she has to have access to it. Do you give your credit card password to all your GF's, you don't.