Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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Incitatus 0
I'd tap that!
TheB0a 5
So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P
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Incitatus 0
I'd tap that!
DudeImBetter 0
bs the expensive hookers are great it's the cheap ones that leave you after year long relationships.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I though blondes and cheap hookers was synonymous
DVecc 0
wouldn't that make the cheap one the expensive one in the long run?
11colio11 4
ydi for being a cheap hooker
FarSide 23
So now you look like a typical Jersey girl.
J0gby 0
Rihanna/Lady Gaga status
FYLminerocks 7
I hope with all my dear life this chick is Ke$ha
mikeyMcFly 0
you fly shorti rock
lilpowers 3
95 would know this from experience.
Feklfekl2222 32
I feel sorry for the girl who now probably has hideous blonde hair
blackhamster97 7
= that suckss
JoeMarie1996 13
chillax girl. get over it? and cheap hookers don't have pink & purple hair. ?
vikingunicorn 1
Not to mention it's virtually impossible to mix up pink/violet dye with blonde dyes because they are all different colour dyes. Blondes tend to be white to light brown, whereas pink and purple are... what was it again? Oh, right! PINK and PURPLE. They are also not permanent colours, so they fade with washes and are easy as hell to strip.
bunnynomsflower 2
not if she were a platinum blonde then it'll say there for ever!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tell everyone you were going for a Jem vibe. :]
beccusmaximus 0
Totally outrageous!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
*Truly* outrageous. Sorry. I'm not picky about most things but we're talking about Jem here.
fritz2 0
Your very odd.
DudeImBetter 0
actually 121 you're odd and 92 is even.
sabatical 0
zing!
EmoFromMiramar 0
You should sue. Since it was THEIR fault that your hair color was mixed with someone else's they should offer you a free do-over. FYL for getting a crappy salonist.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 I'm an American and I'm highly against suing, especially in a mix-up as benign as this situation. Is that even more confusing for you? I hope I don't make your brain explode.
catatonicsleep 17
Sue them for semi-perminent die? It'll wash out and fade, or if she wants it will easily bleach out, talk about over reacting!....
nerdsgetmehot 23
#22 I wasn't flinging any hate your way, I was merely flinging sarcasm. I wasn't trying to be mean, I promise! I'm quite nice, and anything that may seem mean is really just me joking.
catnip216 0
1) Puerto Rico is an American territory, so she could be called American after all depending on how you look at it. 2) It's only a select few that give Americans the reputation of being sue-happy, we aren't all like that. 3) That bit with the razor is just plain disturbing. But other than that, I agree with you, #13, about how suing would be a completely outrageous overreaction.
DocBastard 40
Bullshit! KaySL, you should sue nerdsgetmehot for defamation of character, libel, malpractice, and pain and suffering! And stuff.
nerdsgetmehot 23
*Cowers*
catnip216 0
Ah, #13/26 sorry to be on the defense, just saw your post explaining the sarcasm.
5t3ff1k4h 47
21 - No where does it say "semi-permanent dye". Doc/Kay - BRB. gotta get the popcorn so I can continue watching this... love/hate/love relationship.
DocBastard 40
Steff, trust me KaySL TOTALLY deserved all that stuff from me. You should have seen the size of the watermelon, and the curling iron was just over the top. Whoa...TMI...
catatonicsleep 17
49 you can only get pink in semi permenant it is not available as a permenant dye
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wrong. The salon my sister went to had permanent pink dye. I know this because she got - wait for it - permanent pink dye in her hair!
DocBastard 40
Look, I tried to explain about the crowbar and motor oil, but you didn't ******* listen. Forget the goddamned 10-W30 next time and just stick with good old Vaseline and elbow grease. Jesus.
cooleaf 2
hi girl I like ur glasses
jlcobra 0
definitely sue them. that way your ridiculous ass will be out 17X the amount of time and money it would take to just RE DYE your hair. damn
BDTM 0
people that live in puerto Rico aren't Americans you dumbass, they're north Americans, big difference (or south Americans? idk I suck at geography). A Canadian is not American, we're north American. Maybe puerto Tucana wish they were American, but sucks to be them, doesn't it?
MidgetMonster 0
Emo girl, you wanna talk about lawsuits, then you ought to sue whoever the hell gave you that haircut!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#139 That was pretty rude and unnecessary.
nidawi 0
I agree with 140, don't make unnecessary bitchy comments. Thanks.
Mr_Zachary 0
i dunno 140, i thought it was hilarious...
SARSvirus79 0
139- That was a low blow. Especially since there's nothing wrong with her hair. Just her take on suing.
cmac86 24
I'm an American and I don't like how everybody sues everybody. they're what's wrong with our society and court system. it sucks for OP, but suing? by the time the court date came around their hair would be back to normal.
chickletno1 0
hehehe
milady666 2
Any unnatural colors like blue pink purple etc are temporary. You won't ever find a semi-permanent or permanent color like that.
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's a lie. My hair is a mix of extremely vivid shades of red velvet red and deep inky blue-black. Its permanent. As in, will fade a bit, but never truly come out. It's been like this for 2 months no re-dyings.
roaminginsomniac 0
Could be worse. You could have that hot pink and violet dye in your gray hair. Just have the salon take it out. Unless you went to some place really cheap, they know how to do that, and can fix the problem.
RosiePatosie 0
Just wait a few days and re-dye it. (: Yeah, it'll damage your hair, but whatever, at least you won't look like a hooker.
Sparx1_1 16
Make them do a colour match and redo it to what you wanted and if they cannot due to lack of skill then make them pay for you to go to a salon that can do it.
WhatTheFuq 0
cheap hookers ftw!!!
never2late88 0
hey just looked at your profile, and there is no detroit, canada. detroit is in the us you tard.
CitizenSnipz 0
and his pic is of abs.
CitizenSnipz 0
PICTURE CHANGER!!!
TheB0a 5
So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P
MLK12345 4
Why would someone want hair like that
Ninjasaurus18 9
Cuz they have personality-__-