Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
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brianjman14 23
I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
KBruce317 0
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.
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brianjman14 23
I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
Tasanasanta 0
Take your brothers alarm then. Problem solved. Hammers are also a good fix.
brianjman14 23
It doesn't happen all the time, just sometimes. When it does, I usually just go up to the 3rd floor. But what I don't get is how does the whole 2nd floor can hear it and he doesn't wake up. O_o
Tasanasanta 0
He probably does hear it but is so used to it that his brain just filters out the sound. That's why you change your alarm sound like every 2 weeks =)
EmmyGrangerDC 0
my 8 year old brother has an alarm too and he never wakes up to turn it off. Instead I turn it off and punch him till he wakes up. jk, but I do get pissed at him
Epilepsy_fml 0
Assume that it is a bomb and call the bomb squad. Your brother should learn to wake up after the first time. If he doesn't you can always assume that it is a beacon that is broadcasting military secrets to china and then you should call the CIA saying you have information about a Chinese spy living under the alias of your brother. But thats just what I would do. You have to make your own decisions.
Brittney_E 0
i think everyone can relate. ._.
the_flirtt 0
31 nice pic
hahafylop 4
I find this extremely hilarious, but I feel your pain. I once forgot that the power went out so my alarm went off at midnight... I didn't know what was happening so I hit snooze and it stopped. I woke up every 9 minutes until 5 when my dad came in and unplugged it ;)
starile 20
I think we all know someone like this. Screw you if you (in general) are one, bc people like you piss me off. OP, at least he was pretty damn late for whatever he had to get up early for.
EminemTM 0
lol haha
mattman1994 0
lucky for you it wasn't plugged into the wall
pingpongpenguin 3
f- his life for waking up five and a half hours late.
MykeLytorus 0
update the FML app for iPhone asap. no more scrolling through stupid replies.
shortstuff9519 0
at least it ran out of batteries
kidwiththehair12 0
fyl for being too stupid to remove batteries...
turtlemansam 6
Just bang the door as loud as you can
NameTitleHere 0
Sounds fake to me. 5 and a half hours??
ceejster 0
at least it wasn't a wall plug in!
qwillis98 20
Lol at least it wasnt one of those u plug in :)
KBruce317 0
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.
Epilepsy_fml 0
And then beat him with the door.
KBruce317 0
yes. He needs a good door-beating.
KBruce317 0
Pleeeeeaaassssse!?
ZleveL 0
oh wth, knock yourself out!
nirvanafan980 0
beat his ass when he wakes up
IMcPwn 12
with the door
makeworldpeace 0
that sucks, sorry OP.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
I guess it was (puts on sunglasses) alarming
NoWittyNames 0
YDI
cassieme 0
you should of climbed the window if not when he finally came out beat the shiit out if him
mintcar 10
should've. *** That's a pet peeve of mine. I'm not going to touch on the other mistakes, don't worry.
hosscat74 0
dam wat a bich. did I spell that rite?
samanthaaarose 0
no, it's damn* and what*. :)
samanthaaarose 0
oh, and right*.
boomx 0
bitch* pmsl, that was supposed to be sarcastic.. right ? ^_~
icy37 10
beat him up when he wakes up
sjw_1977 0
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OhHeySara 7
you shouldve picked the lock.
freakinsweetninj 0
heyy there
ddlovatolover 23
Or smash the door down.
amazzinnkiid 0
hes a dumass
a563 3
This is why the NINTH thing I look for in living arrangements is how the other people are.
brianjman14 23
Pun fail.
starile 20
yeah, that hardly makes sense as wit at all.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
ur gay
davekron 0
Its from an internet infographic. Win
Cuppycake1488 0
#11 looks like a fat-ass version of the ginger in the Harry Potter movies. You fail at being attractive.
conrewjr 0
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McCamryn123 0
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