Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
disney_blonde 16
Of course he did. It's Steak and ******* Day. Duh. Like Valentine's Day for men.
Loki_Adonia 0
They say the true way to a mans heart is actually a bit further south... So start blowing hun!
Sliim_Shaady 6
I think the justin bieber picture will explain why he/she doesnt know what a ******** is...
perdix 31
He just wanted to be sure it was not just friendship love, "like a brother" love or Agape love. It's the truly thinking man that demands that the terms become unambiguous through concrete proof.
bharted85 7
Well, did you give him one? Or at least make him a manwich?
jordanp17 3
thats a great film.
thecovert 7
Seems like an even trade to me.
MiloC_fml 3
I love you too!
emmybieber 0
my cats name is Milo.
godofcyanide 8
YDI for doing it all wrong. First, you blow him. Next, swallow. Then, HE will tell you he loves you, and then shove his face into your snatch. :D
legendkillaer 0
bitch when a man tells you to suck his dick you suck and suck it good then you get him a beer and shut up
Sirin_fml 47
Sad bastard alert.
jess6blondie9 3
*sigh* Virgins.
liveaboveit 1
Nothing wrong with virgins.
1234USMC 0
hahaha amen! this man knows what he's talking about!!
Autoshot 9
It's "you're," idiot.
WallyTheWombat 0
There's plenty wrong with virgins when they act like this. I like a good "women belong in the kitchen" joke as much as the next guy, but this wasn't even remotely funny.
jess6blondie9 3
No, there's actually nothing wrong with virgins. Just because someone hasn't had sex yet, doesn't mean anything.