Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
Today, I had gotten a Costco style pumpkin pie and whipped cream for Thanksgiving dinner. My mom and stepdad ended up so stuffed from the main course of the dinner that they didn't want the pie. I got that stuff for them specifically. I'll have to eat the pie myself so it doesn't go to waste. FML
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.
WittyMoron 22
Best mom. 10/10 would child again.
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Comments (78)
Goblin182 27
Are you Cinderella?
derpina72 23
Leave and take all your pie with you, OP!
oj101 33
You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.
cameron6731 13
Kinkey ;)
Tripartita 45
That ended in a much less disgusting way than I anticipated, #2.
teentee401 37
If you're gonna be gross, at least know how to spell "kinky"
xXShadowStormXx 12
This can go two ways...
Darkness_Hate 29
I was thinking about something else....Have my +1 anyway!
I can't stand leg puns! 23
you DO know that a cream pie is a sex thing, right? I don't think OP should shove that in his Mum's face. Ewww
PHANX0M 8
What about a THREE-way(;
joeyl2008 29
That's when you slip rat poison into the pies.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Dude wtf bro... If this is how you deal with slight annoyances, I fear for your family, friends, and roommates.
Tripartita 45
I'm always amazed when people read comments like #3 and take their incitements to murder seriously.
MonstreBelle 29
28- You mean all of these incitements to murder are a joke and not meant to be taken seriously? Shit, I think I'm gonna need a lawyer...
Badkarma4u 17
Because joking about killing people isn't really funny
cole66 14
#45 no, it's funny (sometimes.)it just isn't something you should joke about
joeyl2008 29
I wasn't joking
higgysaurus 18
#51 you got serious issues then dude.
oreoeater 21
Put a balloon in them
Neesalun 20
To be completely a jerk, you could have just dropped them face down in the ground outside and walked out. Of course, most people, including myself, wouldn't do this thing despite feeling like I wanted to.
MonstreBelle 29
Why would anyone want to waste delicious pie? It should be a crime to drop pies on the ground instead of leaving with them and eating them yourself!
aleyp63 13
Then turn back, and take it home, or back to your room
kirasant 19
Yeah this would be my reaction. And yeah it a waste of pie, but the mess it would cause would be worth it.
Danne696 14
It's the principle, if you drop them on the ground you clearly show your dissatisfaction whilst bringing them home might lead her to think that you just want to eat them yourself.
Cads1 24
Why did you not say no?
mds9986 24
OP didn't know he or she wasn't invited until after the pies were given to the family.
WittyMoron 22
Best mom. 10/10 would child again.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Sprinkle chilli powder on top and watch them sweat
Dark_Cecilia 20
Shoulda just invited yourself :P
Tacogamer20 14
That's when you eat the pies by yourself or with some of your own friends, ones that treat you better then your family.