Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
ThatPlankton 15
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Just wait until the feds come and fine you 75000 for that stolen merchandise!
leadawg75 12
Umm I'm sorry...but uh, what?!?!
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
soja_fml 18
Umm, you know, there's many different ways to download movies and it's completely legal....
Snowkeys 11
I've never met anyone who's been charged with that.
DudeEvil 22
1 is speaking from experience :D
DaftDude 11
So long as you previously owned such merchandise, it's not illegal.
hellbilly205 17
Well, atleast you weren't lazy enough to not download it...
MrBrightside21 20
It's not rock bottom 'til the "movie" is ****. Speaking from experience as well.
HeartOfLead 24
At least you went from rock bottom to rock hard...
FuckYouScience12 8
you can buy movies from itunes or amazon and websites like that. it doesnt always have to be illegal.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Its pirating, not stealing!
MrBrightside21 20
56 - I tried to pirate a movie once. But couldn't because it was rated "arrrrrgh."
jaredofmo 22
At no point were we told that this was an illegal download. It could have been, but on the other hand, it may have been legal.
sniken 14
How the heck can this ever be illegal? He owns the original product already, even if he downloaded a pirated version he has still paid for said product. Logic.
kozzard 17
buying one movie doesn't grant you ownership of every copy out there. same as with any other product. I can't go to walmart, grab a drink off the shelf and drink it without paying today because I bought one yesterday.
rabidpeach 5
someone kinda said it but copyright infringement is not stealing. completely separate law. stealing denies someone the use of thing, youre just taking a copy. so nothing like swiping a store shelf.
lhamil64_fml 5
Not necessarily actually. It really depends what type of media it is (movie, music, etc) and where you live.
Raykyogrou03 12
Oh yeah like the feds would spend time and money on that
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
Supergirl1988 16
This guy is certainly not going far in life. Fyl.
Catkam623 27
When you own a movie but your too lazy to get up and get it so you download if, that's rock bottom.
Thursday737 7
Acknowledging your problem is the first step in recovery! Better than denial.
vehementbitch 4
Yeah OP get your ass up!
AKGirlinSD 20
2, I feel slightly badly for OP only because he sounds severely depressed. I think there is more to this story to make him so lazy. I just hope he snaps out of it.
nygyrfan 10
You don't know that, u don't even know who he is. He could be a fat Bill Gates or Donald Trump.
daminantion 14
Just saying, I expected this to be an American post ^_^
GwennaRose 22
Think positive OP, at least you have the extra money to download a movie. Unless you downloaded it illegally...
RpiesSPIES 27
Yes it is. All owning it does is help you justify your actions.
sniken 14
if that is so in your country, it can still be different in OP's country.
Geometric 18
Hitting rock bottom would be deleting it afterwards because you're too lazy to even watch it.
zandalee 20
That's called hitting sloth level...
Inapprehensible 11
Maybe if Jillian Micheals were there she'd make you get up off your ass... Just saying.
cwjb99 9
Well look at the bright side well nvm their is no bright side
soja_fml 18
Yeah there is!! Now he has 2 of them and, umm he can umm..ok nevermind.
ksks1234 33
*there I apologize for being that person.
MsConfusedd 27
*there I I apologize for being that other person
LarryLaDouche 13
OP's fatness blocks out the sun so technically there is no bright side. OUR FAT ROLLS BLOCK OUT THE SUN! THEN WE SHALL FAP IN THE SHADE!
ratatat234 4
Nowhere in the fml does it mention op is fat. Rude
99megster 15
63- Well, what more could you expect from a guy called LarryLaDouche? :p
ChaoSKinG86 7
Been there done that
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I don't think OP needs the popcorn..
Jaszzie 6
Was it Netflix?
B5B0N35 18
I think you have
ICastillo 25
...to be a lazy ass not to get up and get the damn movie.
andyyroxx 20
40- But he