Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
junkyforlife 0
oh mi god that's what my stupid ex boyfriend did. such asswipes.
RockstarRN 10
Dump him!
perdix 31
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.* In some cases, that's more literally true than in others ;) ;) :) :) nudge, nudge, know what I mean? know what I mean? *That is the correct saying -- it's not "The proof is in the pudding" as so many people nonsensically say.
daydream3r 3
jess are you a virgin? if so this is too mature for u. Lol jk
jess6blondie9 3
244. Yeah I am a virgin, that doesn't make me immature. I'd just rather not give that up until I find someone that I love, I don't think that there is anything wrong with that.
luke1998 0
it makes her not a **** like most of the girls out in this world
yeahreally 6
lmfao of course he did...
Nosmo75 4
Well it *was* Steak and ******* Day yesterday. =D
dudehaha 4
and do you give home one? lol I'm sorta sure he loves you. sorta.
CallMeHush 1
Oh, true love.
MissxXXItalia 5
See, that's when you should do it before he even asks. He'll love you forever.
ZeroTheHero 0
Yeahhh I agree, hey how do u add friends on here cuz I would love to add You!.
Blue_Barbie 0
Atleast now you know wat your good for!