Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Suck me, beautiful!"
geagd1993 1
milf milf milf
sgenfkshe 5
true love, eh?;)
Watsupmypeople 0
Are you Canadian eh?
sssammy13 0
dont make fun of canadians eh.
nutsackmuscle 0
12 you are what we in the business like to refer to as a **** sucker. 16 that was the most epic speech I've heard since Leonidas kicked that dude down the giant well.
sgenfkshe 5
lol nope I'm not Canadian eh
Watsupmypeople 0
Ok. Eh
Perksofbeingawal 0
Calm the fc*k down, you faggots. I didn't say all guys are assholes. And nahhh, I'm allergic to cats. :)
Lizardreath 0
aaaaand... you're surprised why?
zzzBOLTzzz 1
So what OP? he just asked you for a proof.
llamagangster 0
Whats wrong with bjs?
idklalaalala 0
nothing! ...absolutely nothing... :)
llamagangster 0
Exactly!
sgenfkshe 5
I don't see anything wrong with bjs...
mintcar 10
Boo! He ruined the moment.
MissBunny25 0
your hair is so cool :o
mintcar 10
Whatever you said, it was probably very worthy of being moderated.
Jizwold 0
she said she loved ur hair I have no idea y that was moderated
MissBunny25 0
idk why I got moderated :( I said your hair was pretty :( like I like the red streaks ... I'm sad I got moderated for that :(
Sirin_fml 47
Aww... No be sadz, Mommy Sirin fixed it for you.
MissBunny25 0
yay sirin!! :DDD thank you :DDDD
mintcar 10
Oh okay, then sorry about that. Thank you. :)
GreatBlueApe 6
Well it is Steak and ******* Day today. Seriously, look it up!
xoxchelaxox08 17
My boyfriend calls ******** "love insurance" and tends to ask most of the time we say we love each other. If you really love him, you wouldn't mind :p
Jizwold 0
someones slutty
superbones 0
you didnt just give one liar
jess6blondie9 3
That does come off as slutty when you are telling random people on FML that you just gave some guy head.
xoxchelaxox08 17
just to clear it up, I've been with the same guy since I was 14, so about 7 years, and we're engaged. I'm just saying it's not always serious when they say things like that. If you live someone, why not?
jess6blondie9 3
227, I wasn't directing my comment towards you. I completely agree with you. It's not slutty when you have been in a relationship etc. My comment was meant for Rawr. Sorry.
xoxchelaxox08 17
It's ok, Jess :) I just wanted to clear it up for her, too. However, I'm not ghetto. And I give my apologies for the keeping your legs closed comment. also, nothing meant towards the nephew, he's a very cute kid.
alriad 0
y'all are retarded
jess6blondie9 3
329, well that's fine, I don't think that it makes you slutty because you have give a ********, just the way you said it makes it look bad, ya know what I mean?
DoomedGemini 38
You have a right not want to give a bj just because a guy wants one
Thisismoses 0
I won't judge, as long as i can film... wait a minute. Did you say they were both guys? Even better.