Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
superbones 0
If you wont your mom will.....thats what I always say
kylesp78 0
u should have!!! actions truly do speak louder then words...
sailorzoe 14
Steak and BJ day!!!
superbones 0
indeed it is...so.....how about it?
ZeroTheHero 0
I love this day!!! XD
POPO28_fml 0
no no, give him a bj, when he about to explode aim his weapon against himself. HAHA. Boom headshot. he said he wanted one, and there Is always consequences.
sweet_princess 0
normal lol...
Autoshot 9
You are way too stupid to be allowed to ever call anyone else dumb. You have done nothing but prove to everyone here that your intelligence level is simply too low to form an opinion of any value.
jess6blondie9 3
^ Thank you.
xoxchelaxox08 17
Yeah, and apparently I'm the ghetto one. Of course, that's according to her.
dansco 25
And this proves he loves... you... for sex... If that's fine with you then ok... :(
awesomeNOT2416 0
229 is B...E...A.. utiful!!!!!! :) ;)