Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
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Comments (101)
skyttlz 32
Wow
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I love skittles!
rciccone 0
I love skittles and Peter griffin heehee...
WOW_BS 0
There is no easy target for rape. Except women and children.
insanesna1l 0
I like to make them think they have a sale and then try to get free stuff
MyDogTastesBad 0
I swear I've read a post very similar to this at least 5-6 times..
kathleent55 4
wow
fml_psl 0
I do this when those telemarketers call me more than once. And finally tell them i am not interested. I dont get more calls then
Dargonmyr 0
Loner
Tree96 0
well that was uncalled for. douche.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol fail xD I love being alone haha I spend time with people all the time so alone time is kinda nice :D maybe you should go out somewhere and meet people! :D
Jizwold 0
...are you a chick or a guy?
syki 22
I though chick, but then I went to his profile. His name's Levi and he likes cute girls. Sorry, Levi. A few more years should fix that problem. :3
CTVrhythmguitari 8
ahaha it's the hair isn't it? xD I know it's like uber ******* long, I'm getting it cut like next week lol so I'll probably have a not so gay looking pic up then :P xD
Bobissmall 13
There are some very masculine looking girls out there, and isn't Levi a unisex name?
jess6blondie9 3
I've never heard of a girl named Levi.
goaliemkl123 8
all I know is that I drove the chevi to the Levi but the Levi was dry.
fastspeed1234 0
haha corny but funny
vsx2000goton 0
44, read Fairy Tail. There's a female character named Levi.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
wow, not one of these responses had anything to do with what the guy said XD
nerdsgetmehot 23
I can see that #3 is obviously a guy, even with the long hair. :P
gagaman_fml 0
I like being alone too!:)
WOW_BS 0
You guys made him feel so self conscious about his looks that he took his picture down lolol
alexangel33 18
alone is fun better than being with aswholes
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
crazedguy 0
trololololololololol WIN
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
kaileigh10 2
lol. I bet the telemarketer was pissed!!!
Perksofbeingawal 0
I want a ShamWow! : (
demetrius19 7
weirdo
goaliemkl123 8
you've never been lonely before? just because she did something about it doesn't mean she's weird
BWill9014 4
48 I want you to think about what you just said carefully and then ask yourself if it really made sense
chosha_fml 27
Try volunteering. You'll help someone and meet people, too.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha Awh. That's kinda sad.
gotbiscuits 0
Should have asked them if they were hiring. You'd get to talk to lots of idiots like you for the money, if they hired you.