Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
djewel6 0
well march 14th is guy valentines day aka steak and a bj day so can't blame him hahahha.
Bekll 31
I thought March 14th was International Pi Day.
JLY_fml 0
this is not really a FML it's more just reality every guy loves head it's a fact .. doesn't mean he don't love you or maybe it does HA
Finest872 5
what's the problem ??? drink his cum if you really love him. lol
Spamaclause 0
Use some teeth, he will stop asking.
ulicksam 0
1. Any time you say something looking for a specific response, you deserve whatever response you get. 2. Asking for a ******* is an acceptable response to ANYTHING. 3. If this ruins your life or your day, even an hour or a minute, it was already in the shitter.
jess6blondie9 3
No you're not. Ignore her.
Squires_fml 0
perfectly appropriate response to any question
Quyzl 0
Why are you posting here instead of giving it to him then?
JDHansard 0
that's awesome.
mrjude 3
Have you never given one before? I mean, at this point, you should've... Several times.