Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
Calyx_fml 22
Loving is blowing.
anon_e_m00se 8
No, love is swallowing. Blowing is just good manners.
liveaboveit 1
amen
gkflower 0
hahahaha 94
Calyx_fml 22
OP, I love you. Can I ea
homesickabortion 2
I guess he knew it was Official Steak and ******* Day.
cherry72 13
typical male. sorry guys but my hubby is the same way. he just wanted u to show your "love" around his...
gdcoll01 2
dick
Nafan01 0
if your already giving them out can I get a piece of that action?
PJATOSROCKS09 0
Okay. I'm tired of this. What is with ALL OF YOU GIRLS thinking that ALL MEN are the same? Why does every girl think men are assholes and that they just want to use you for sex! Some guys ACTUALLY DO care for you, mm-kay?
idklalaalala 0
Awwww that it so cute! wanna be my new bf?
jess6blondie9 3
82, There's no need to be rude. There's nothing wrong with her picture, so Stfu.
FamiliarStranger 2
I disagree, her picture is terrible. And yours isn't so hot either.
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, her picture isn't terrible. Don't you people have anything better to do then picking on people's pictures? Get a life.
iRCassxD 0
Brian Peppers as your picture. Lovely.
MissBunny25 0
82 & 99, chill!! why are y'all hating on random people for no reason?
jess6blondie9 3
Exactly what I was wondering. I don't understand why people have to be so rude for no reason. It's annoying.
xoxchelaxox08 17
I don't see why 82 is such a bitch? Both of the girls they called out were pretty.
xoxchelaxox08 17
Maybe she's just pissed because the people she singled out don't appear to have children. On that note, 82 should change her picture to one of her so that she doesn't look like a ******* **** hiding in the dark with the child she had because she's a ***** who can't keep her legs closed? I just feel that if someone's going to point out the flaws in someone's picture for no reason, they deserve to get it back.
xoxchelaxox08 17
As for 99, what is there to say about someone who's too ashamed of their own looks to put a picture of themselves?
andreabeth95 2
agreed :D
andreabeth95 2
101 is soo true. people have nothing better to do with their life except be trolls
Sinkhole 26
It's funny how you think you can say whatever you want, rawrmeansiloveyo, but when someone says something back, you don't like it. Maybe you don't know this, but you're not special, you're just like everybody else.
cammiejanes 0
did u give him one? lol
jess6blondie9 3
Typical guy hah.
jess6blondie9 3
Oh, you're right(: Girls just do anything for TacoBell. My bad.
froob 0
TGI Fridays
ChinaBabylove69 0
I hate you!
clojo1112 0
what did you expect?