Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
dummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
bugger
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
omgwhyme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Enticing
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
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Comments (355)
fmlguy241 0
furst
Thisismoses 0
Tell him if he doesn't show any respect he'll be "loving" his hands from now on.
jondivey 9
haha yeah
kdig26 0
beast answer #44
fl0ffy 0
wats a *******
ericownz101 0
this is a repeat FML i remember it from a while ago
ily1210 10
well i guess we know why hes with you :D
louie111887 0
clearly if you don't know what a ******* is then you shouldn't be reading fmls. because it seems you are very young.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
a ******** is the process of making glass. it's a tradition for couples to blow glass for each other. I know I did for lois.
fl0ffy 0
sorry I had a brain fart now I know lol
4fencer 0
That's what women are for. He is just asking for a reward for dealing with her b.s. 24/7. The best women are the ones who keep there mouth's on your dick instead of talking
4fencer 0
**** her
vsx2000goton 0
This is exactly why you will will never get a girl.
ericownz101 0
why did i get modded??
goaliemkl123 8
what a wasted first comment
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
yummylicious 5
that wasted first comment caused a wasted 145th comment.
randiZ25 0
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He just wanted you to prove it!
Adorlee 11
Than he should eat you out to prove his love
FMLPanda89 0
I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3
FMLPanda89 0
I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3
arkumx 3
he never said he loved her #21.
FMLoverAgain 7
that's right, show it!
j_cat187 20
damnit 2u beat me 2it
4fencer 0
Girls don't love. They lure men into there traps then break there hearts.
Cierra657 0
i was wondering that too.
TheJester12 15
being forced to eat someone out is not love. that's called being pussy whipped!
POPO28_fml 0
yur funny, and hella hot.
WOW_BS 0
What's a ********? lemme check urban dictionary... omfg what the hell?!?! sick bastards
xx000o 27
you shouldn't have to prove anything to him
natirixoxo 0
that how a healthy relationship works :) use your mouth for something more useful in the future!
Kurtis123 0
I guarantee his reply to her no was "If you loved me you woulddddd"
calbabe96 5
Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.
calbabe96 5
Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.
misfitmarta13 0
I would have sat on his face.
sthrr 6
Did you give it to him?
allanaskye 0
that's what I was wondering.
FrAnk0089 0
would u have?
AshRedPokemon 2
put a shirt on!!!!
shorty2050 0
lol I bet she did bc she loves him
jess6blondie9 3
224. I have the same phone as you:D
b6000 0
your sexy
b6000 0
229. I mean your sexyy
nirvanafan980 0
agree with 235
millionaire93 0
creepy...:not exactly the best way to hit on a girl over FML....just sayin....I know it's a compliment but it still looks creepy.
fl0ffy 0
ikr that's stupid and weird who were u talking to?? :D
persianjr1 7
229. mee took!!
jess6blondie9 3
Thank you 235. But your profile says that you're 23. That's a little to old to be telling a 15 year old girl that they're sexy. Thanks for the compliment though.
jess6blondie9 3
& awesome 290;)
ZeroTheHero 0
hello, how u become friends on here?
x3nikkii97 0
^lmfaaooooo!
mfelax9556 8
16 better for u? lol jk
tulsafml 0
Am I sexy?
jess6blondie9 3
Yes 320. Very sexy.
jess6blondie9 3
ahhh OOOPS. 221 I meant
imababeee 0
I am 15 also and get that stuff all the time it is absolutely disgusting guys don't even think to themselves oh she looks a bit young it's always your sexy or your hot as !
jess6blondie9 3
I know. Gross.
certified_camel 0
so hot
ElemenoBee 0
I'm 14;) and I think you're sexy;)
Victorfoo 0
Hey ;)
wingsfan19 2
no one gives a shit
SaintComet 3
You know what else is gross? Blow jobs. But hey. It's whatever -_-
sunshyne84_fml 0
actions speak louder than words
AKlovee787 0
hahaha ^^ that's funny
alwysdrmin424 0
lmfao
imawesomer 0
for real
orgin1 0
WIN
momo1972 3
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so he wants proof huh, well what are you waiting for
Civilianswilldie 0
she's waiting for him to get hard... still waiting
felipe87 2
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he probably just wants you to prove it. plus if you give him a REALLY good one he might just say it in return.
absolutegrrr 7
Something tells me that 'wow that was the best ******* I've ever had, I love you!' doesn't quite have the same meaning to it...
Feverrotes 15
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Well, if you love him, prove it. Keep doing that for 2 hours a day, every day, and he'll love you forever, guaranteed.
andreabeth95 2
how come it's always the girls job to show the love to their guy, if you want us girls to keep going you gotta show us love too :)
caguilar21 0
Go make me a sandwich.
sp33do 0
my girl wasn't showin me love that's why I left her
Dez31396 0
thank god someone actually said this for once!!
brittanyyyleighh 0
she wasn't giving you head every second of the day so you left her? wowwww. you know, they say good things come to those who wait. (:
Dargonmyr 0
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what are you waiting for?
momo1972 3
so he wants proof huh, well what are you waiting for
zafuckbat 3
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what's the problem?