Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
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Top comments
MovieFreak1978 11
you are trash, and your wife deserves better
Emily Mariah 8
then leave her ? wtf . you sound stupid as hell
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Emily Mariah 8
then leave her ? wtf . you sound stupid as hell
MovieFreak1978 11
you are trash, and your wife deserves better
cuz803 46
You can separate yourself from her. I'm not really gonna vote on this cause there could be more to the story but simply divorce from her if it's such a drag.
peithecelt 28
yeah, my sympathy is with your wife for having a cheater for a husband (if the walk was romantic, you were cheating, even if you never touched her).
RichfungusV3 2
Shut up. Simply walking isn’t cheating
mav11b 5
lmaoooo, I can't tell if this is bait or not.
jc1015 25
I hope your wife catches you, leaves you, and f**** up the other woman so you won't have anyone
rotflqtms_ 21
Well, we don't know that the other woman even knows OP is a cheating Scumbag. She doesn't have a commitment to the wife, OP does. Men/cheaters should be held accountable for their actions. Who knows? She could know, but then again, she may not. I wouldn't jump to violence against another woman over it though. Not worth the jail time for the small satisfaction it may bring. He made a commitment to his wife. It's his job to honor that commitment or break it off. Literally the worst thing you can do to me in a relationship is be abusive or cheat. If you feel like you're about to cheat on me, have the curtsey to break up with me first. I'd rather that than to be cheated on. I'm not gonna cling onto someone who wants someone else. If we have kids together, be in their lives and help out, other than that, bye felicia.
jc1015 25
ok then I hope the wife catches him, clues in the other woman, and they both leave him. that better?
wawa_sxm 15
damn someone hurt you bad
bleachedraven 14
Is this an open marriage, or one of financial convenience in which neither are emotionally invested in? If not, you're just a huge dick.
Brightside86 31
Eh, people change, relationships are tough. Good luck out there.
alex_jaguara 33
Should have thought twice before you married, eh?
Hangryko 32
You're a dick. I hope she finds out, leaves you, and you lose everything.