Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!
garebear13 4
At least you got a positive reaction!
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Comments (224)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!
boydeee01 7
Sounds about right.
shellz102 12
"I love you" Jersey Shore style
Wolvander88 19
That is a genuine expression of celebration.
NeDaroft 5
Aw yeah , fist pump yeah
Roevera 14
Could have been worse.. he could of cried in misery.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
61- Or he could've just replied with a "thank you". Instantly friend-zoned
Azula272 14
He's DTF for that cooca! :p
kayla_ann0o 9
Gorillas smh
nado13579 12
I'd laugh. :P This site needs a "Your life doesn't suck" button.
CaptTeemo 10
Yeah, this site does need a "Your life rocks" button
nofearjenshere 12
29- I can only imagine that comment in Pauly D's voice :D
evilplatypus 39
120 - I think we all agree with that.
JayJaysGirl 0
SUCESS
klovemachine 24
awesome!!! woo woo woo you know it :)
banana_buddy 6
Maybe what he was really saying was "awesome, now I can finally try anal fisting" .
MissAmz 7
Oh my. D:
Incredibly_Dope 0
That's wassup!!!!
tacojauns 45
Woop Woop!
garebear13 4
At least you got a positive reaction!
crazydudefrom90s 10
In what world is this a positive reaction? A proper talk where he explains why he can't say it back yet, would still be better. But it might have just been an awkward moment where he didn't know what to say! Happens to the best of us
SecretMe00 5
Maybe OP could tie her boyfriend's hands behind his back and then try it again lol
crazydudefrom90s 10
Not really. Could you explain it to me please?
RedPillSucks 33
fist pumping is a manual celebration of excitement, usually done by extending the hand up, making a fist, and pulling down rapidly. This is not to be confused with fisting, which would have been most inappropriate, had OPs boyfriend done that instead.
Joecam 0
I think you're confusing fist pump for fist bump...
gfoxx17iv 0
No you're just stupid
evilplatypus 39
Crazydude - if you don't even know what fist pumping is, why the mini rant on how it's an inappropriate form of expression?
Flora_fml 6
"This is not to be confused with fisting, which would have been most inappropriate, had OPs boyfriend done that instead." Well, in *some* circles that would be considered appropriate.
lenamartinovic 13
Awww.
xblair 11
I think that's just his initial reaction. He's a guy and just nervous I'm sure he will say it back to you one of these days.
mgkgambino 3
This dude must go mad hard..
xavier21_fml 6
awwwwwkward.
lopsop 12
Quick que you should dump him comments!
LightningCactus 12
This is almost as romantic as taking you girlfriend to burger king for your 3 year aniversary.
emeraldisle 30
He's just a little excited to hear you say that.
looloothing 9
I think it's cute. If my boyfriend did that I would take or as a positive.
ihavenosoul 4
If I had a boyfriend and my boyfriend did that I'd be excited.
iCake 13
Maybe to positive
Arrawyn 12
Yeaaaaa buddy! Jersey shore! It's funny cuz he's a fick for doing that
Arrawyn 12
Dick*
thejewishfuhrer 17
Prick*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Kick*
boydeee01 7
Lick?
SarahBearrra 4
Rick. His name was rick
Dracoboxer357 36
Ick. :p
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*click*
DontModMeDammit 10
Supercalafragalisticexpialodosiosick
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Tick tick tick.
RedPillSucks 33
C-C-C-COMBO Breaker!!!! *hides from DocBastard*
hecallsmedarlin 7
Hick*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
GOD DAMNIT!
Damn_Hippster 11
Chick
therealslim 15
That was the longest combo I've seen, until 76 broke it. YOU DICK!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
76 is a slick sick tricky prick.
mhopper 13
That's slick
XtraEzeee 8
*****
XtraEzeee 8
Huh?
AndreKanaan 6
Lick a dick stick prick... First thing that came to my head don't know why lol
peachyFML 17
I'm ready for the thumb-downs, but God's last name is not damnit!
gage27 5
Sucks to date douche bags.....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
So, it would suck to date you?
pancakerocks 1
yeah because unbuttoned shirts aren't douchey
HeroOfHyrule 0
Yet you are one..
thejewishfuhrer 17
Wait you guys mean wearing my shirt unbuttoned, taking a classic MySpace mirror pic, and putting my phone # on FML makes me a douche??? Awwww man :(
boydeee01 7
Irony.
Awsumuzzie 12
If you ask me,6 is really smart! If some "nerd" came on here saying that same thing, we'd brush it off because he may be jealous. But 6... He's been to the dark side, he's giving us a serious warning.
MarisaCB 16
Before reading the other comments, I clicked on your profile and thought "douchey". Then I saw the numbers... but I had no clue what they were until I read it in the replies.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Wait, I thought the unbuttoned shirt look meant he was gay? All gay guys I see wear their shirt half way unbuttoned...
hecallsmedarlin 7
Ha
Pandacupcakelove 26
95- That is one special position to stand in...
gfoxx17iv 0
But nobody asked you
XtraEzeee 8
Actually it's not an unbuttoned shirt. It's a jacket that's unzipped, and he's just not wearing a shirt underneath, which makes it waaaay less douchey. :/
reddudeover 2
Somebody should call! I call not it.
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
Yeah like wearing an unzipped sweater and giving your number out on fml isn't douchy at all... -.-
jtthegr8 26
Maybe that's his way of saying "i love you too, baby"
ebonyirony 29
Love is love. Except when it's a fist pump.
eastsidesoldier 7
Wats a fist pump???
SkoomaKi 28
#74 - A fist pump is the ultimate and best way to show how you have achieved greatness in any circumstance.
eastsidesoldier 7
Oh lol I feel old now hahaha:/
ickythump23 0
Oh come on. People incapable of coherent speech need love too.
bubbleslovescats 1
I want to punch people whenever they fist pump or say "yeah buddy" or "yeah man"
nerobluerose 10
Fist pump his face
may651 14
Then he is not for real or has a problem with emotions.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Every time I see one of your comments, it's always the one thumbed down. >_> I wonder why...
lucy_lue 9
11: Why? People express emotions differently. Maybe he was overwhelmed and couldn't think of a proper response.
may651 14
At least my comment isn't as bad as the douche bag comment. And my bf did something similar I empathize.