Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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MrBrightside21 20
I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.
Ziggy122 15
Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!
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Comments (143)
fadbad2 4
you do realize she is faking it to get it over with right?? that sucks
cannonman1863 17
Well.. you're still getting it on, so I fail to see the problem. Let her finish and force yourself to face the problem at hand.
pdp_fml 21
She should give you head or a handjob to get you going first and then do the penetrative stuff after. Maybe that will help you to finish together. I hope that she will be receptive to that, otherwise you may need to get a new girlfriend.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I always finish first with my fiancé and I always let him finish after, unless I feel sore which happens sometimes. I still try to do something for him. If your girlfriend feels uncomfortable or sore after she came, it is something you can both work on, there are ways you can both get satisfied. If she simply discards your pleasure because she can't be bothered, well let's face it: she just uses you as a ***** and does not care much about you. Up to you OP to find out which one it is.
Bunny21 11
Wow that's selfish to the extreme. You should turn the tables around a couple of times and then explain why you did what you did so she can fully understand how and what you felt too.
graphicstyle7 17
Wow, very selfish of her. Does not matter if it's the guy or the girl, that's wrong and uncaring.
gavo 8
maybe, shes faking it so she doesnt have t comtinue?
behady 4
Maybe you're just not hitting it right. No girl should want to stop after she "finishes" cause for girls it gets more intense and feels even better after the first climax
thelittlepakeha 6
Not for everyone, actually. It's entirely possible that after an ****** she's too sensitive for more stimulation.
j_cat187 20
That sounds like my ex.
KittRosewood 7
Now you know how women feel most times -.-