Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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MrBrightside21 20
I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.
Ziggy122 15
Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!
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Comments (143)
firethief21 4
when shes close pull out and say your done, after a few times she will hate it and maybe understand how it feels
WreckerGirl 4
Sounds completely selfish... Why would she not want you to finish too? That's the best part for me!
little_nurse 3
It really is the best part to see your man finish. Lets you really know that you're able to bring that pleasure to him.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, your girlfriends are lucky if they're able to finish first. In my experience, men always finish first and they're the ones that are done after that. Of course, women are capable of having multiple orgasms whereas men usally aren't. Once they're done once, they're done for a while. Congrats OP, you're good in bed! Sorry that the girls don't let you get yours too though...it's common courtesy, and besides, like I said, women can have multiples. Why would they want to stop or be worn out after just one? lol
Wimoweh 10
15 - well what else can we expect from Mr. Brightside? Hell, I wouldn't mind a female reproductive organ every now and then.
GhostTanker 13
Not gonna lie, that sounds like my ex-girlfriend. Oddly enough, she also lives there. I feel for ya
pattayarick 8
Ummm, a girl is never done. They can go all night if you're good enough.
little_nurse 3
Sex is a two way street. Its not fair to take more than you give. It wiuld be awesome if every couple could "finish" together, but that's not going to happen. If you can't both be satisfied by sex then it's time to find someone else who can appreciate your sexual needs as well.
ni0ve 9
I'm Pretty much done when I get mine but I wait for him to finish unless he's being cocky n trying to last all night. ain't nobody got time for that
HeartOfLead 24
There's always a downside to every 'up side'.
HeartOfLead 24
I was thinking Jill can finish him off, why not call it a threesome?