Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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MrBrightside21 20
I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.
Ziggy122 15
Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!
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Comments (143)
Iknowthatfeels 3
I know exactly how you feel I hardly ever get to finish its annoying as hell but every once in a while its all worth it lol
TcheQ 12
So have a wank first, problem solved
Playitlovely 13
So she is a man?
bacin87 4
My girlfriend is the same way sex is done when she gets hers. Does even try to finish me just says the kitchens closed sorry OP.
guitarherogeek 22
Lol that sucks
jackspezzle 7
So find someone else
magnetic_aura 26
Maybe she isn't actually finishing, just faking and doesn't want to continue... I know that no matter what for me, I'm not done until he's done...
anyagrande 31
Wow so now you know how it is for 99% of women with this problem, stop bitching about it
weezypanda420 22
You must be doing your job too well lmao
night_roane 11
I'm a one big bang kinda girl, so I understand. Everything gets really sensitive after. Try this - pull out, rub her body, and switch positions. That gives a moment for the blood rush to die down, so that you aren't just aggravating a sensitive place, and by rubbing her body you can re-arrouse her, then switching positions will also help with the sensitivity. It's not a guatentee, but it's a better bet than trying to keep pounding the same place after her climax.