Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that for whatever reason I find it really difficult to orgasm stood up in the shower, she immediately demanded sex in the shower on the basis that without my orgasm maybe I’ll finally last long enough for her to orgasm first, or even at all. FML
Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
She's shallow, sir. You communicated and she still bitched. Red flag. I'd leave and find someone less shallow and more understanding.
Brightside86 31
Maybe try diffrent condoms. Some reduce sensation so much endurance won't be an issue.
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Comments (10)
SalamanderSlick 1
Get a strap
cuz803 46
She's shallow, sir. You communicated and she still bitched. Red flag. I'd leave and find someone less shallow and more understanding.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, **** her! (In the figurative sense.)
Brightside86 31
Maybe try diffrent condoms. Some reduce sensation so much endurance won't be an issue.
Lucky O'Guin 18
Or multiple condoms to reduce sensation for you. Just wear a condom at least!
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Unless the ONLY reason you are using a condom in the first place is to cut down the feeling you should not use more than one, doubling it causes friction which causes breaks.
Hangryko 32
Get yourself off a half hour before she arrives, that may buy you some time.
Nhayaa2.0 17
So? Go for a second round. We always did with my ex and all was great.
rayraysoto 10
hypnotherapy, its possible its a mind over matter situation
hopejm 5
she's a narcissist and a biotch. get rid of her, but use some of the other advice to help for your next lady. good luck
magnumpeyote66 6
they make medicine for that...but truly she should respect your medical issues.
bnapier 18
There are creams that numb or you can be on antidepressants like me and it's almost impossible to cum