Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Top comments
MrBrightside21 20
I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.
Ziggy122 15
Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!
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Comments (143)
zach22zach22 7
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Crabtree1015 12
Your gf is a bitch!
Enslaved 38
I'm surprised that no one mention this-- what if the OP is popping Viagra pills? As great as having sex for 4 hours straight sounds, that's gotta take a toll on any girl's body. Plus I got things to do! :P
crammer1 6
I would have to agree, most girls aren't that lucky.
patrickalamo 48
It should be like a train. It does not stop until everyone gets off.
cetlawizard 15
Been there.
sarkaar 30
um, she's the man?
cobalttanker 14
Why stick with her?? Ditch her!!
beachbabe1235678 6
Take it as a compliment that you can get them to finish! Most girls don't it end up faking it!! I'd say mission accomplished! Just say hey, you got yours now I get mine. Id never complain if I'd already finished!
nikkigrl303 8
I'M THE GIRL VERSION OF YOU!!!!!! :(