Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Slap him back!
SS99_fml 20
Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"
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Comments (122)
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Slap him back!
lilhellian 27
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.. And what he's doing is legally assault or abuse.. Take your pick..
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I can see it on the news now. "COUPLE REMOVED FROM MOVIE THEATERS AFTER FIGHTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVIE."
DudeEvil 22
It's not eye for an eye; he should also get to experience the movie in full. :P
llamafish 25
But if they both lose an eye how will they see the movie in 3D?
green2go 14
An eye for a eye doesn't work out there will be one person on earth with one eye.
SpicyDuck 22
They have something like this, just much less abusive...It's called 4D.
oj101 33
It appears OP's boyfriend's thinking is very one dimensional.
green2go 14
Hopefully the movie wasn't the three stooges
gc327072 31
Or SAW
ScaughtieHolden 11
I was going to comment on 2's photo, but her name beat me to it...
lifeisgood_03 8
how stupid :(
21jason 9
Like your comment
docscientist 10
Sometimes stating something simply is that's needed. It is stupid.
SS99_fml 20
Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"
kamikrazy 6
I think that would pleasure him more rather than getting him back for slapping her.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Slap his balls instead. Not too hard though, don't want to incapacitate him.
Tcaret300 12
NO. NEVER GO THERE
xKeroseneHearts 9
4D is awesome. Lol
Michael_92 20
4d is so last year. 5d is where its at.
therealslim 15
*directioner enters room* OMGGGG NO IT'S ALL ABOUT 1D AHAHHAEJCJSOWLRDJSJAJWJJW ****** DJIEIDFJSKJW XOXO!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!xxx
shawnaishere 14
You might want to reconsider staying with him.
emag_eht 18
Yeah. I'm pretty sure thats abuse regardless of his reason. I say leave him. He should respect you, not hit you to "make it seem more real."
kakarot2 11
He was probably play slapping her... Sometimes I like to annoy my god from time to time. She is cute when she is mad. That's not abuse at all. She does it to me too. You guys need to reconsider what being in a relationship means.
Zebediabolical 45
You slap your god to annoy her? There's a plague a-coming, and it's gonna be ALL YOUR FAULT!
kawaiisakura 12
#40, the username is "bruised." I don't see how playful slapping can make her bruised unless she bruises easily
HooyoMacaan 7
The first time it happened I can understand that you were caught by surprise. But you allowed yourself to be smacked for TWO HOURS??
jelly713 19
Yeah, I'm wondering if she actually sat through this without doing something.
Catkam623 27
How often does someone get slapped in a movie
i_luv_dogs 10
Op probably doesn't have ninja reflexes
SakataGintoki 9
35 - The Three Stooges. Do I really need to say more? Lol
shepaintsmusic 6
Sounds like a wonderful person! I'd leave.
sofitina 20
4D is great when it's ACTUALLY 4D. If he thinks it is okay to hit you, he probably wouldn't mind if you hit him back.
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Ignorance. Ignorance everywhere. 4D is black and white moving objects(3D).
HeartOfLead 24
Technically, in science, 4-D actually does not exist since it is not possible for an object to have more than three dimensions (1-D: a dot; 2-D: a line or shapes; 3-D: cubes ,spheres, etc.).
ToastedHamburger 11
So realistic!