Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
happykate120 0
Wow your a monster in the sack.
MissErikaHart 0
haha at least ur gettin some
6sick6 4
you're*
jakii_ 0
stop apologizing after sex
allenrotstein 0
give her some mind blowing oral, that's where the money is..
77taylah33 0
let me guess grammer freak?
MissErikaHart 0
ur
SxyDianosaurRAWR 0
Advice: Last longer lmao
IphonFML 6
lol 30, ur picture is funnyy:P
_TONGAN_ 5
chew some trident gum...it's LONG LASTING!!!! lol
Stupified 0
What's wrong with 30s picture? I love collages!
hinasunshine 0
that uh, that sucks :p
Sake3838 0
lol it's grammAR
CoolAsian 0
30- your a babe ;)
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Are you saying that sarcastically? Cause its showing a typical blonde (who actually isn't even that hot, waay too skinny) with a shirt misspelling College (yes its meant to be College and not collage. Yes I know what a collage is stfu).
5t3ff1k4h 47
She's not too skinny, her boobs are just too big for her frame.
stunner_steph 0
poor chick this is to common
dwold91 3
#113 are you kidding!!?? She is gorgeous!
ZoroFresh 0
Nah son, you're just thirsty.
chillpill 0
dude she's really pretty.
bailes_o_hay 0
no she's really not.
tminihan 0
I miss snicerdodles were has she gone ???
mduffy08 8
So it's been a year since 113 commented, who thinks he's still gay and single, still working at McDonalds with an IQ lower than turd? I do I do.
DEXter501 0
Could have been worse.
aussie_gemini 5
not for her lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
54 - She could have not gotten any, at all.
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm gonna assume he finished too soon for her to get an ******. And comsidering he apologized.. That he doesn't go down on her after to finish her off. I might call this worse than not getting any.
dudeitsdanny 10
He can use his fingers. There's more than one way, that was just an example.
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
You would be an awful sexual partner. Do you think any guy at all wants to eat a chick out after he just came? Do you want to give head after an ******?
1337chick 4
He should give her head before he comes. Finish her off first, then he won't be such a failure in bed.
dudeitsdanny 10
114- Dunno who you're talking to, but I've had girls give me head after, yes. And I've gone down on a girl after if I finish while she still wants more. Not a big deal to some of us
hebes331 0
126, sounds like ur into eating dick too...
janise 2
@ BahBah_The_Sheep: Actually most girls would go down on a guy if she came and he didn't. You must be a really shitty partner if you're too selfish to finish the other person off if they didn't cum when you did.
iluvharryp 0
@114: There is absolutely nothin wrong with that...Sex is not supposed to be prim and property. Is definitely not pretty!
dudeitsdanny 10
Nawh. I just know how to please a woman.
hmmdevonn_fml 0
lmao
Anumayis 34
#114 dude, at this point I think he should. and fyi the few girls that finish faster than their boyfriends, will definitely give him head.
succubusprime 0
one word: oral
hedgerow 0
thanks for the tip!
Gumbinator 11
lmfao.
drepartor 0
U mean three words
imkool136 22
If it's been a while and I know I'll finish first, I start with oral to get her close, sometimes finish her, then we have sex, makes sure she finishes first and it's more intense for her cause she's already soaking.
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
jaro_fml 0
hahahahaha
Autoshot 9
Yea because wearing a strap-on is manly.
Joshbnuss 0
Jack off with a condom
Illyssa_fml 4
fyl
Tootsiee 0
Aw, I understand.. wait I don't, my boyfriend doesn't cum fast.. ): sorry?
Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
succubusprime 0
Do they make vibrators that can cum now?
DocBastard 40
Damn- what did Tootsie do to inspire such wrath?
Chaith 16
"By the way guys, just letting you all know that I'm having greeeat sex!" No you're not. Nobody believes these kinds of people. Haha.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Stop hatin on tootsie how do you know whether or not she has a boyfriend
lilblumango 1
Easy people who brag about having sex are usual the ones not getting any. And also it ok if you cum early, just means ur turn on by her easily which is good&well "being used to it" she knows her limits and probably has a vibrator at home to finish the work you didn't do so chea o.O
DidHeJustSayThat 0
wow. this is one of those I shoulda kept this to myself things.. I'm sure your girl will outsource for her next ******. jus sayin
lostinmymind121 0
I wanted to leave a comment... but you've said it all.
DidHeJustSayThat 0
lmao well someone had to tell the guy haha
mikeyb102 0
Hell yeah Tennessee!
RedPillSucks 33
Don't be silly. It's too expensive to go to china or india for an ******.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
^what about Mexico. undele undele, arriba arriba!
ThePaperDragon 31
horrible spelling, horrible...
iluvharryp 0
Home is where the heart is...but where is the ******. ;)
Tootsiee 0
Shocks.. don't you have cats to play with? Thanks. (;
muffpuncher 0
at least you go yours. no need to apologize for being a one pump chump