Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
drewbreesdat 0
zing
theking12369 0
lmao roflmao roflcopter
Jojo08_fml 0
marty me
Nederlander95 14
That was a sarcastic statement...
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
amerrah 4
Cant spell stud without s-t-d. THAT was a zing.
matt5217 4
that was a zing
TOMTHEMITCH 0
if told her ur a stud then ur a std without her! good luck getting to round 2 buddy =P
keke_fml 0
lol how cocky of you
123sploosh 0
marry me.
ilikepie789 0
lol
theking12369 0
yes very "cocky"
awesomesauceninj 0
win ^^^^
robotiick 12
some1 didn't get a 5 dollar ft long lol
PenultimateTaco 14
cliterally
hk_fml 9
ahahahahahaha you definitely deserved that one
whattheeff 0
sorry but.. OWNED.
iammeanttolive 0
Aw. Maybe next time.
OMGhi2YOU 0
stud....more like dud....
fermata 0
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The girl probably wrote this entry =P
Tucatz 0
A bit of advice for all you would-be studs out there: either go down on her or use your fingers or a vibe on her before you penetrate her and try to give her at least one ****** first. If nothing else, when you're pumping away try to hold back until you're sure that she's come at least once. If you feel yourself getting a little too close to the edge to hold back, think about the repairs that you need to do to your car or something equally non-sexy to throw you off for a few, then build back up to that point again. Follow these words and you won't be told something like this.
genius_man16 1
Wanna write a book about it? Damn, i think you took this a little too seriously. I agree with #21, just b/c she didn't cum doesn't mean it's the OP's fault. Maybe she faked her ******? Maybe she just layed there like a fish the whole time? Maybe next time don't assume so much.
Plumppotato 3
unless of course your car turns you on...
silversti 0
it does
TOMTHEMITCH 0
good idea blame the guy cause u know its never the girls fault =P
thehalfelf 2
Seems to me he is just trying to give advice.
Migole 36
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#9 I was totally going to write the same ;) Though we'll never know how she acts. Girls can be so uptight it must be a pain to have sex with them (don't know what they like, just lie there and are like "oh hey, I bet you know what to do")
interventions 1
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you sound like a tool