Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
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Comments (215)
xxmollyxx 25
Burn.
RyGan 0
Need Some Ice On That?
beren456 1
Um, ydi for getting a $15 balloon
emmabear16 0
At least the ice-cream's okay! :D
adamo_erebus 26
I'd the balloon gold plated or something? Why is it $15?
tiltwrestler 0
Boys will be boys.
ptrek85 0
Wait till its your birthday and do it to him. Or lie about stuff he did whilst intoxicated and guilt him into doing stuff for you. Either way FYL
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
You sound like a terrible person. Yes what OP's BF did thoughtless and rude but why does that mean OP should lie/guilt her BF to do things for her?
OBTrice 15
Idk what you guys were expecting. It's his 21st birthday, there is something wrong if you don't get drunk. FYL for the presents getting ruined but did you honestly expect him to be sober.
Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
marmlr339 14
it's probably one if those novelty ones that play songs when you touch them?
nickiforever21 0
Yeah but those are only like 3 bucks. I have a singing balloon trust me you do not want one it is the most annoying thing in the world.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
keezybaby_fml 0
Agreed with #3 and #4.... $15? You should've shown up to tha party earlier...
tWitt3rBuG 0
Ah, sweet memories! Good thing you don't have to put your feet into those shoes! Lol
fbirem 2
Sue the balloon company, if it actually costs 15 bucks, it better be unpoppable.
hockeygirlfriend 0
it probably sang.
0OMGWTFBBQ0 0
21st? didnt you expect him to be wasted?
omglyktotally78 0
Wow. That really blows chunks.