Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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Top comments
mariamilian 20
try not to get too pissed off about it
Tejanoswhy 19
Make them clean up their own messes together
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Comments (59)
mariamilian 20
try not to get too pissed off about it
Oyas12 14
damnit! just thought of that, lol. gg
syki 22
@6 You didn't instantly think of that pin? You gotta be kidney me.
syki 22
*pun
doctor__who 19
I guess you could say his aim is piss poor.
Nexpecto 28
#42 way f to copy #2
JaffaMC 13
His aim probably wasn't to piss you off, OP.
Nexpecto 28
x marks the safe spot
AmandaLe 11
fyl. hopefully you have two restroom. praying for op.
hardcorefan16 22
That's messed up. Your husband is the adult and should be teaching his child.
zeffra13 31
He can't really teach things he doesn't know
soulreaper12296 28
He did teach his son.
Tejanoswhy 19
Make them clean up their own messes together
ThatLoneIyGuy 8
I would be pissed
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Like father Like son
Zebediabolical 45
That's a whole new level of dedication to not cleaning up a dribble mess. Well played, dad.
NYM88 26
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it? Or should I say the pee doesn't land far from the toilet...
mermaidkeels 26
If he taught him how to pee, he should also teach him how to clean up after himself.