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By hey_puddin - 22/07/2016 23:25 - United States - Kalamazoo
Today, I was mugged by a homeless lady who was eating a pudding cup with a spoon. At one point she actually put her gun in her pocket to take a bite. FML
That's when you busted her nose and took your money back, right?
Dude... Grow a backbone. If she's that stupid you could easily have gotten away.