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Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML


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On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I don't see the problem with this. if the door is open, you assume nobody is in there. And just because she old, it doesn't mean she close a damn door.

#33 - On 03/24/2011 at 2:38pm by monkeymatt

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That's a bit extreme too make sure that the world doesn't find out that women do indeed take shits. I applaud you for your conviction to your cause next time that lady will think twice.

#11 - On 03/24/2011 at 2:05pm by enonymous

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