Today, my parents shut off my phone, and threatened to kick me... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 04:00

Today, my parents shut off my phone, and threatened to kick me out of the house. Why? Because I didn’t show them my grades yesterday. Why didn’t I show them my grades? Because the site was down.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 January 2019 5:04

Sit down at the computer and try to show them your grades, and let them see the site is down. That was a toughie!

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 28 January 2019 5:16

I mean if you're 12.. that'll do it

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 January 2019 5:04

Sit down at the computer and try to show them your grades, and let them see the site is down. That was a toughie!

tounces7 27

Monday 28 January 2019 6:37

If they're that dumb though they probably won't believe the site is down, even if they see it with their own eyes. They likely don't even know how to turn a computer on, much less understand how the internet works.

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 28 January 2019 5:16

I mean if you're 12.. that'll do it

tounces7 27

Monday 28 January 2019 6:35

It's clearly important to them that you do well in school, since they're so unbelievably stupid they must have failed utterly themselves.

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