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Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27065) - you deserved it (2129)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

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Well, what are you waiting for?


#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 11:19am by ambowew

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Don't hold in your pee OP. You will explode.

Also, with all that peeing, you can sell it to all the stoners and become rich!

#4 - On 04/24/2012 at 11:21am by NoorFML

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