Birthday and Family: Young at heart - FML

Young at heart

By nothreat33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister that read, "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She's right. FML

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UncleBubba13 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:44

"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. **** her.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:49

Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.

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thatonetree 9

Monday 7 October 2013 1:37

Well shit dude ya gotta hit them milestones

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