anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You want conflict? I'll give you conflict!
Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML
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Justine94_x 31
Your boss is a bitch.
krysxkatastrophe 14
That's lame. She shouldn't be a boss if she doesn't have the balls to fire someone.
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Comments (116)
absolute_ownage 0
tell her to make u a sandwich
hedgerow 0
it's the answer to everything
IndianRapper 0
i agree haha:)
mendozaale 0
yupp even the answer to pi = 3.1416727481649make26me2a1sandwich26375825384684639264873738109473 :)
tulsafml 0
my mom makes me sandwiches, but considering the fact that I'm a dog, I can't make them on my own...
smooshy_fml 0
what kind of sandwiches does she make you :3?
tulsafml 0
Secret recipe. bitch.
Civilianswilldie 0
******* LOL!!!!!!! Loved the bitch part at the end. you sir, are a winner
BWill9014 4
55 LOL xD
Adorlee 11
Tulsafml can also be a bitch too, considering we don't know whether Tulsafml is a male or female dog
Wandering_Ninja 8
We do know that whatever it is, their privates won't be as hairy as chewbacca's...
JetLifeNextLife 0
55 made me create an account
tulsafmlya 0
I'm a male dog. But that makes me a son of a bitch.
manzanita2121 6
LOL!!!!!!!'
Leoboy635 0
lmao freakin win 55
ugliness 6
sucks to be you :(
trick619 0
no it must suck to be "ugliness"
persianjr1 7
lol. this is an almost win.
KiddNYC1O 20
At least they're not a trick! =P
Jvr91 8
atleast he doesnt have an asshole boss anymore
mamamiaaa_fml 12
at least their not a Kidd. what's wrong with kids? you.
C6Racer 0
Haha, good to have you back 74.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
do I get anything?
dirtyblond 4
a waffle perhaps!(>'-')>#
ugliness 6
hey trick, thanks for pointing out the obvious kthxbai
tadams1 1
haha
liquidfireKAN 0
nice waste of a comment
ManBearP1g 0
^you too
Justine94_x 31
Your boss is a bitch.
whyisblue 0
well obviously u gave her a reason to fire u :P
whyisblue 0
nice idea
squeaker07 15
That really sucks. Well I guess you now have some more free time :)
insanesna1l 0
free time to investigate why the computer was saying you "weren't scheduled"
teentee401 36
I'm not sure that's necessary...
im2cool2fml 0
get back at her you don't have anything to lose
dirtyblond 4
nice pic, nice pic!
Tuesdays76 0
over the next couple weeks, leave several anonymous complaints about the managers customer service.
tadams1 1
haha
krysxkatastrophe 14
That's lame. She shouldn't be a boss if she doesn't have the balls to fire someone.
jess6blondie9 2
They fired you, but didn't have the balls to tell you about it? Wow.
Katie_the_Great 6
avoiding conflict, more like creating conflict
persianjr1 7
true. either grow a pair or leave.
lionheart822 13
nah the boss avoided conflict, but gave birth to a seemingly common FML. =/
j_cat187 19
she lcked ballz lacked brasocraarvkpcehmgerg
platypus546 24
avoid conflict, create lawsuit.... sure that works!