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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
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KidCracken 0
Just tell her then.. he deserves it..
DocBastard 40
Mom: Help your brother get a girlfriend. OP: I...can't. Mom: You're a terrible person for not helping. OP: No, it's complicated, mom! Mom: How could it be complicated? Find a girl for him to ****! OP: Guy. Mom: What?? OP: I said "gay." Shit, I mean "guy." Shit, I mean..
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Illyssa_fml 4
Haha regardless if he was gay or not..since when is it a siblings responsibility for find your brothers or sisters dates? They need to do it themselves.
cockboy5 0
you're gay too probably
texas254boy 0
hi
GotParamore 2
what a little wanker
kris0stby 0
how is that your buisness?
texas254boy 0
Tell him to hit me up lol
texas254boy 0
Tell him to hit me up lol
jessistar1234 0
you shouldnt snitch on him it wouldnt be right
_japhne_ 1
Oh my God, why is everyone saying you should rat on him? Outing someone is one of the absolute shittiest things you can do to a person. He might be just saying he's doing it to torture you; he could be seriously scared of telling your mom so just chill out. He's gonna tell her sometime.
Iellwen 12
Even if he was too scared to come out of he closet, that does not give him he right to let his sister take crap from their mom! She's covering for him and he finds it hilarious. I guess many people see him as an ungrateful jerk, hence the "rat him out" comments. But honestly, people, who the heck do you think you are, giving impulsive and most of the time shitty advice to complete strangers?! It's not like she asked you for your opinion! So unless you know the specifics, keep your crap to yourself and try to understand that even though you claim that you would do this or say that, OP IS NOT YOU. Jeez! To OP: this sucks and I hope that your brother came out of the closet and that your mom stopped yelling at you for something you have very little to do with.
Cinn_fml 23
Iellwen - I'm all for giving good advice and all, but _japhne_ has a good point. The OP could've just told their mum that his relationship status is nothing to do with them, and or talk to her brother about a solution to both their problems without him having to come out. "It's not like she asked you for your opinion!" Not explicitly, she did however post it for all to see on the internet and therefore inavertantly asked for opinions. Whether or not they're ones she wants to hear.
Iellwen 12
Indeed; I was raging against the 4 words comments, not the ones that are based on an actual theorie or experience etc... I agree with you Cinn and I'm not trying to say _japhne_'s "wrong". I'm just sick and tired of some comments, if you know what I mean :)
Amp1 0
Why doest he just go to a gay bar and get his own date?
mitchestate 6
I'm with #50, that's some funny shit!