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Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

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mwrc8man94 1

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

Maybe it is meant to be?

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ManicGypsy 22

Stalkers need love too. LOL!

I wonder if he's reading this.

hateevryone 15

Why are you even joining a dating site? Just join Facebook.

linkinpark98 24

What help would Facebook do? Facebook is a place to talk with friends over the Internet, not a dating site to get you hooked up. -_-

iiFrench_Fries 5

Get out and live life. Get a job, Go for a run, help a charity, cut your grass, save money, volunteer in fundrasiers. do something. have you ever seen the do something commericals? Leave dating sites and find a girl. I believe in you man! Can i hear an AMEN? .... Thank you ever much. Do Something.

Maybe you'd be better off meeting people outside of dating websites. Then you would be far less likely to deal with your stalker.

amayranii 2

well that sucks:/

that's really scary . . . o:

Its meant to be

Wow I never knew someone who knew how to stalk through dating sites too. I would check for cameras in your room.

There is only one way out, kill him or the Internet!