Wasps can **** right off

Jeff - - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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jennacide 0

I love taking up for my man against wasps! But not bees, 'cause Imma bee. im a bee im a bee im a im a im a bee. :p

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bobislaughin 0

that's whyvi keek a gun on my shelf ... I'm scared of insects and yes imma girl

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mc1900 4

you're an ultra pussy. and there's no way you're a decent hockey player.

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Sakirutaki 0

height doesn't matter. I'm 5' even and he's 6' 5"

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wethequeens123 1

u got a short girlfriend

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wethequeens123 1

ur girlfriends only 4"11 god she's small

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fuzz97 23

ydi. but don't feel too bad, I'd probably do the sane thing.

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PinkAyame 0

well your gf is awesome for taking one for you! I'm sure there are other ways you show that you can be a man

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babycakes87_fml 0

lmfaooo!!! thats soo funny i admire that you admit it lmfao!

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