Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Saint Petersburg, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML
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jimmycrac 2
Wow what a world where some kid being lazy warrants a FML. I think the dad should post "my kid never gets up in the morning for school, he's always late. I've resulted to using water bottles" now I'm a bad guy because I don't want my kid to be a lazy bum, FML"
truesarrif 33
would be even more funny had this been on a Sunday.
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mpj13 8
Don't be a wet blanket! Wake up.
then000bster 16
I almost thought, that's lucky I wish I was woken up by my parents. Then I realized how long it'd take to get ready after that...
Success4444 12
Nah... OP got their shower out of the way!
Smashhoof 15
Who knows? Maybe OP was about to wake up. My parents sometimes wake me up 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!
SammyS2012 21
why did the OP use quotes when they werent necessary?
botanistjessica 24
^ my thoughts exactly
PleaseStayChill 9
My dad is military, so he's a little off. He used to dump water from the fridge on my head or bang pots and pans . You've got it easy.
HotaruGunso 19
Um, maybe because if OP might have possibly NOT have had school, they might have been necessary to show how his/her dad was being an asshole about waking him/her up like that? I don't understand how that possibility seems to have evaded everyone's minds.
BirdieCurls 25
@83 That would explain why it was in quotes.
Welshite 39
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I would suggest returning the favor with some scalding hot coffee, but the waste of caffeine would be tragic.
iAlissa 34
I think that's a bit excessive... There's a difference between water and burning hot coffee.
annie_nk 22
The lazy kid should wake up the responsible parents with scaling hot coffee. I don't see that working out well.
fuzz97 23
I would suggest not making any more suggestions
Nomadic1 20
That would entail the OP waking up before their father, doubt that will happen.
iKojack 9
That's when a sham-wow comes in order.
Catkam623 27
At least he cares.
theycallmekitty 13
At least you weren't late.
truesarrif 33
would be even more funny had this been on a Sunday.
jimmycrac 2
Wow what a world where some kid being lazy warrants a FML. I think the dad should post "my kid never gets up in the morning for school, he's always late. I've resulted to using water bottles" now I'm a bad guy because I don't want my kid to be a lazy bum, FML"
interesting33 36
But a bottle of water? We don't know whether OP is being lazy - and the water would soak through the pillow and sheets quite possibly wasting more time as OP needs to dry it. What a horrible way to be woken up!
ama87 8
Kid needs to be at school learning how to comically use quotation marks. I agree we need to here from the dad instead.
ash2ash 3
This does not warrant an FML to me. When my little sister was in high school, she would ignore her alarm, and anybody who came in and told her to get her ass up, just to get those extra few minutes of rest. She was almost always late. In situations like that, teenagers deserve such things.
Lesyriad 14
So true the only way that this could even be considered a FML is if it happened on a day where there was no school, like the weekend or summer vacation. My bet is that the op just didnt include all the information but he deserves it.
Crystal55621 19
I don't see why people are automatically thinking the kid is lazy. Maybe they just overslept on accident. It happens. But the bottle of water was unnecessary. The dad could've just woke the kid up in a normal way.
cetlawizard 15
"Resorted" to using a water bottle. Result is what happens after "resorting" to using the water bottle...lol
ZeeBest86 6
44...maybe you need to be in school to learn the difference between here and hear...oh the irony of your post..
doit4ah15 10
the stuff parents do to wake us up
SoulAmeliorate 16
OP: "Water you doing dad?"
Sillabub 15
"I'm tide of your attitude, kid."
Success4444 12
My dad used a pitcher with ice water. You got off easy! It sucks, but it is an effective tool.
Joe9024 20
My dad used a 5 gallon pail when we were camping once.