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By Grossed Out - 02/10/2017 18:16 - United States - Scarborough
Today, whilst cleaning my apartment that my roommates can never seem to keep clean, I stumbled upon a dirty used vibrator with the condom still on it that has been up my roommate's ass. I grabbed it before I saw what it was. FML.