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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Imfricken24 / Tuesday 18 December 2018 06:13 / Australia
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

"Okay, I'm just going to take an X-ray of your..."
"How cute. I didn't know hospitals let you high school kids come and try the equipment. Be careful, though. It's not a toy."
"Sir, I'm 24, and I know exactly what I'm doing."
"GTFO! You look at least 12! Maybe up to 16, at a push! What's your secret? Is it these X-rays? Do they work on everybody, or are some people immune? Hey, I just had a great idea! Let's see what happens if you X-ray my balls! Go on! It'll be fun!"
"Sir, I need to determine if your wrist is fractured, or broken. And you said yourself the machine is not a toy, so please. Sit still."
"Okay... fine... party pooper..."

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

"Okay, I'm just going to take an X-ray of your..."
"How cute. I didn't know hospitals let you high school kids come and try the equipment. Be careful, though. It's not a toy."
"Sir, I'm 24, and I know exactly what I'm doing."
"GTFO! You look at least 12! Maybe up to 16, at a push! What's your secret? Is it these X-rays? Do they work on everybody, or are some people immune? Hey, I just had a great idea! Let's see what happens if you X-ray my balls! Go on! It'll be fun!"
"Sir, I need to determine if your wrist is fractured, or broken. And you said yourself the machine is not a toy, so please. Sit still."
"Okay... fine... party pooper..."

By  hotchickennugget  |  8

I'm 19. The other day at my job an old lady questioned me about working there (I pointed out my staff shirt), and then she told me that she thought I was "probably about 10, maybe someone's grandkid just running around".

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