Health: Today, while walking into my job I tripped, fell and completely... - FML

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By toothless - 29/07/2016 18:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, while walking into my job I tripped, fell and completely broke my front teeth. now I'm sitting in the dentist office with a $9,000 estimate of getting new teeth. funny thing is this is with insurance. FML

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andromedaleader 6

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:38

Get some vacations in Europe or South America and get them fixed there. It's cheaper.

cidcarrera 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:04

Sorry OP. That truly does suck.

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cidcarrera 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:04

Sorry OP. That truly does suck.

Unlucky1232 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:43

all i want for Christmas is my front teeth. oh wait it's July.... well ****

Dr_Awesome654 24

Saturday 30 July 2016 10:06

How is this not a full FML? But FYL op, not much else I can say. Sorry?

Linesse 2

Saturday 30 July 2016 11:10

shouldn't you be compensated for accidents at work?

GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 12:52

Accidents that happen on company property but when an employee is entering or leaving the premise- and thus, not actively "working" are under a really legally gray area. Businesses CAN count it as workers comp (my mother fell in a similar situation and was extorted into making it a worker comp case instead of a personal injury due to negligence case, as an example) but some won't. As far as I know, there aren't any hard rules about situations like this.

andromedaleader 6

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:38

Get some vacations in Europe or South America and get them fixed there. It's cheaper.

toba122 12

Sunday 31 July 2016 22:08

I'm not even surprised. Dental health is such an inflated industry, and the insurance companies are so stingy.

deepan_dsouza 12

Friday 5 August 2016 1:26

fly to India for $1100 and get a new tooth for $750, accommodation and food for about $200 a day.

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